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Old 12-16-2011, 01:10 AM
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Any podiatrists around? I've got a strange issue..

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Soon, I'm cutting my toe-nails and going along and I'm like, "Big-toe, done. Middle toes, done...pinky toe,.. WTH?!" I look and there are two fully grown toenails on top of each other on it, and what appears to be part of another one, in between. So, I rip off the top two, and the bottow one is all sorts of bumpy, and thin, but otherwise normal colored. It doesn't hurt, but I honestly have never seen or heard of this happening before. No recent trauma to it, not walking any more than normal.. no new shoes.. so, I'm at a loss. Anyone ever have this happen, or am I a complete weirdo? Maybe it's just a super-lame super power..My Mom did always used to tell me that I'm special.
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Old 12-16-2011, 03:02 AM
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did you do a google or WebMD search? I would but i'm too lazy lol.
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Old 12-16-2011, 06:06 AM
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Pics or it..... ermmm.... nevermind.
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Old 12-16-2011, 12:24 PM
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Sounds like a text-book case of deathitis.
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Old 12-16-2011, 12:25 PM
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This should take your mind off things for awhile.

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Old 12-16-2011, 01:26 PM
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Who else expected Maki's post to indicate a foot fetish?
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I just spent about 20 minutes on Maki's thread. I don't think il ever be the same.
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The inside of my ear started itching all of a sudden, so I took an ink pen and jammed it in there and scraped around a bit.
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This happened to my singer after my 250lb frame stepped on his pinky toe one show. Anyone step on or did you stub your toe in the last say 6 months or so?


Another answer is malnutrition. Your nails and hair are a direct result of what food and recreational things you partake in.

Third. Fungus. Wash your feet and get some oral medication. If it is fungus could be a deep yellow as well.
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Old 12-17-2011, 05:33 AM
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This thread reminds me of the time I had a bladder infection and had to make a doctors appointment with my Urologist. Well, I got the address wrong and accidentally went to the Podiatrist instead. The nurse put me in a room with a curtain around it and then a short while later the doctor came in and asked to see my problem so I whipped it out. She then screamed in fright, "That's not a foot!" so I yelled back at her, "Well I didn't know there was a minimum requirement!"

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Old 12-17-2011, 10:54 PM
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This thread reminds me of the time I had a bladder infection and had to make a doctors appointment with my Urologist. Well, I got the address wrong and accidentally went to the Podiatrist instead. The nurse put me in a room with a curtain around it and then a short while later the doctor came in and asked to see my problem so I whipped it out. She then screamed in fright, "That's not a foot!" so I yelled back at her, "Well I didn't know there was a minimum requirement!"

ROFL! I soooooo don't believe this but it's hilarious either way!
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