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Old 06-16-2011, 09:51 AM
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Anyone else literally CAN'T tan?

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I happen to be 4 of the most pale nationalities on the planet. 1/4 German, 1/4 Irish, and 1/4 English. But guess what the final one is: Italian. I could have had the sexy tan genes, but no. Instead, my ancestors happened to be from a small mountainous region in southern Italy, where every happens to be strangely pale -___-

It just sucks taking flak from people who accuse me of being a basement dweller just because of my luck. One of my friends has lived on teh beach his whole life and is just as pale as me, he feels just as frustrated. Anyone else here have that problem?

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My hair turns blonde-ish in the summer but I don't tan much either. Mysteriously, one of my brothers looks tanned year-long.
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Two of the states with the larger percentage of skin cancer are Hawaii and Arizona.

White people lay around (or move around) in the sun with minimal covering and get a cancer that has a VERY high level of lethality. It's possible you stand a better chance of survival from smoking.
A guy I knew just died at 43 yrs old from that (out here). Started getting spots on his ears neck.....and he did die. The cancer metastasized before he knew it. It's also a painful way to go.

Don't play around with getting a "sun tan". It's not a smart thing to do.
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Old 06-16-2011, 11:14 AM
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I find it ironic that the very thing that enables the planet to support life is in itself lethal.
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Old 06-16-2011, 11:21 AM
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I don't tan well....I usually burn first.

Yes I realize that's probably unhealthy, but I have a habit of forgetting sunscreen sometimes, and at 44 there have yet to be any skin issues. *fingers crossed*

My Mom would literally freak out when I was a kid at how red I'd get, and make me come inside which totally sucked...but I'm auburn haired, so it's to be expected in some.
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Old 06-16-2011, 11:28 AM
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My very pale Irish complexion says no, no tanning. Just burn, peel, repeat.
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Old 06-16-2011, 11:31 AM
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Two of the states with the larger percentage of skin cancer are Hawaii and Arizona.
I thought I'd look it up to see state by state cases, this is from the CDC (Center for Disease Control) website

(dark blue is bad, light blue is better) - Nevada is exempt for not meeting CDC data quality criteria

Melanoma of the skin:

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Old 06-16-2011, 11:33 AM
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I am Mexican and I don't tan, I burn, hurts as hell then peels off.
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I thought I'd look it up to see state by state cases, this is from the CDC (Center for Disease Control) website

(dark blue is bad, light blue is better) - Nevada is exempt for not meeting CDC data quality criteria

Melanoma of the skin:

Incidence is not the same as death rate. Here is a different CDC map for the same year:



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Incidence is not the same as death rate. Here is a different CDC map for the same year:
Yes, that is correct....still, I find in both pics that States I figured would be through the roof, actually arent, and some I thought would fair well...actually didn't.
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I just freckle and burn. It sucks.
I saw your name as the latest post in this thread and immediately laughed
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I find it ironic that the very thing that enables the planet to support life is in itself lethal.
I also find that ironic. The same goes for water. If you drink too much, you can develop a severe electrolyte imbalance and die!
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I also find that ironic. The same goes for water. If you drink too much, you can develop a severe electrolyte imbalance and die!
Which, coincidentally enough, happened to more than a few people at contests.
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I'm half Irish and half Scottish. I burn. Hard.
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my pasty complection is a testament to my tanning capabilities
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