Apocalyptic Scenario

[WookieeForLife]

A huge asteroid is heading towards earth. You have 3 days until you are killed. What do you do?

Personally I would probably be naked. I'd be playing bass and hanging with girlfriend and family. In that order. I would also pray ALOT in church.

[irishryno]

Originally Posted by WookieeForLife

A huge asteroid is heading towards earth. You have 3 days until you are killed. What do you do?

Personally I would probably be naked. I'd be playing bass and hanging with girlfriend and family. In that order. I would also pray ALOT in church.

might wanna put something on before going to church....and being infront of your family. God and your family may appreciate it

[WookieeForLife]

Originally Posted by WookieeForLife

A huge asteroid is heading towards earth. You have 3 days until you are killed. What do you do?

Personally I would probably be naked. I'd be playing bass and hanging with girlfriend and family. In that order. I would also pray ALOT in church.

I'd put clothes on for family BTW. But not for church.

[Thunderscreech]

I'd climb aboard my personal space shuttle and leave, then go into a high-speed orbit around the sun, going so fast that time slows down and reverses, and then popping out BEFORE the asteroid strikes and knocking it off course with a thermo-nuclear device the day I launch.


Failing that, I'd just go as normal, I guess. I mean, what else are you going to do?

[MusicBokonon]

Originally Posted by irishryno

might wanna put something on before going to church....and being infront of your family. God and your family may appreciate it

IMO, God made my body as it was, I'll go naked to church. But by myself.

As for what I'd do, I'd probably get stupid drunk and pass out before the world ends. After I go to church, of course.

[southernrocker]

I would be out enjoying the great outdoors.

[irishryno]

me....im already prepared.

[ubado]

I'd just hang out and watch the NCIS marathon that will be on the USA network.

[makanudo]

if i ever know an asteroid is hitting id bee too drunk to notice when it hits, or might just aswell shoot myself in the head, its a cheaper way to loose consciousness

[L-A]

I would spell right.

[rcarraher]

Originally Posted by WookieeForLife

A huge asteroid is heading towards earth. You have 3 days until you are killed. What do you do?

Personally I would probably be naked. I'd be playing bass and hanging with girlfriend and family. In that order. I would also pray ALOT in church.

I'd be looking for the phone number of that guy who was building civilian space craft and selling seats.....

Oh, and max all my credit cards getting on.

[Balog]

I'd be pointing out poor spelling on intarweb forums, in that scenario.

[Joe Gress]

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[Chunk-O-Funk]

All I want is Grilled Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese.
One last one just before I go.

[makanudo]

Originally Posted by Chunk-O-Funk

All I want is Grilled Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese.
One last one just before I go.

I second that, make mine EXTRA CHEESY

[TOOL460002]

i would be an absolute mess of a human being. either that, or i would hunt down bruce willis, ben afleck, and steve buscemi, and a couple nukes, then have billy bob thornton guide them to save humanity.

[Thunderscreech]

I'd be like: Yo Asteroid, I'm gonna let you destroy the world, but I think that the Doomsday Device was much better at world destruction

[MusicBokonon]

Originally Posted by Joe Gress

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At that rate you'd die before the end of the second day.

[Joe Gress]

Originally Posted by MusicBokonon

At that rate you'd die before the end of the second day.

To much church?

[TOOL460002]

Originally Posted by Joe Gress

To much church?

maybe im just in need of cheering up (see week 1 football post above...), but that made my evening.

would anyone else moon the asteroid, or would i be alone?