ask jt!

**john turner** · #1 01-10-2008, 06:38 AM

ok, we've had some "Ask <insert lesser member's name here>" threads before, but i don't think those really important issues that plague our members were addressed, so i'm offering my own meager services to answer those nagging questions that might be keeping you up at night.

Phalex · #2 01-10-2008, 06:42 AM

Why does it hurt when I pee John Turner?? Why??

**john turner** · #3 01-10-2008, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Phalex

Why does it hurt when I pee John Turner?? Why??

perhaps you spent too much time with the taco stand lady? (obscure FZ ref)

then again, i would not want to know how you're peeing john turner. that'd be quite a stunt, even if this john turner were very small.

KeithBMI · #4 01-10-2008, 06:45 AM

I have this red area around my bicep. I thought it was a rash at first... but it looks like a hickey. I have no idea what this thing is.

**john turner** · #5 01-10-2008, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by KeithBMI

I have this red area around my bicep. I thought it was a rash at first... but it looks like a hickey. I have no idea what this thing is.

and the question is....?

KeithBMI · #6 01-10-2008, 06:49 AM

Do I have a hickey on my arm?

**john turner** · #7 01-10-2008, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by KeithBMI

Do I have a hickey on my arm?

if it hurts, my bet would be a carbuncle. apply a warm compress and a generous amount of topical antibiotic ointment.

if it doesn't hurt, it might just be from overuse. try switching hands once in a while.

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