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02-09-2009, 02:50 PM
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I have returned from many an epic journey in which I have been asked to tell amongst my fellow brethren.
After successfully establishing the first TB based religion with fellow badass and overall Professor Tor-Cool-Guy Mark Wilson, I decided that it was time for me to leave this place, and ascend to my rightful place within the Jedi Council on Coruscant.
Getting to run around in bathrobes and wield a lightsaber is cool and all, but something was missing. Night after night I meditated on this notion, searching the innermost sanctum of the Force for an answer.
Then one day it came to me. As I walked the halls of the Jedi Temple, I heard a thumping. A very low-frequency thump. Running past the great marble pillars that surrounded me, I followed the sound to a lone bassist laying down a most beautiful groove, reminiscent of the days of Jamerson. With a glint in my eye, and a slap line in my heart, I knew then what I had to do.
I left everything I had owned behind me in the temple, leaving a note marking that I would not return, for the pull of the bass was simply too great. Wandering from world to world like David Carradine in Kung Fu, I got in many an adventure, all of which would make Maki proud. For those who are wondering, it involved beautiful asian women and things that I cannot, and shall not discuss outside PM. 
Now I have returned to my home away from home on TB to find Username wreaking havoc, Mark Wilson a mod on the Unofficial TB Chat, and Maki surprisingly not banned permanently.
I missed you guys. 
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02-09-2009, 02:51 PM
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02-09-2009, 02:51 PM
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welcome back!!!
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02-09-2009, 02:53 PM
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02-09-2009, 03:38 PM
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02-09-2009, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by SundanceChile  I missed you guys. | What about us girls. Did you miss us GIRLS??? 
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02-09-2009, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by disenchant What about us girls. Did you miss us GIRLS??? | THERE'S GIRLS AROUND THIS PLACE!?!?!  |
02-09-2009, 03:55 PM
|  | is, against all odds, still a scuba viking. | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alta Loma, California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by SundanceChile I have returned from many an epic journey in which I have been asked to tell amongst my fellow brethren.
After successfully establishing the first TB based religion with fellow badass and overall Professor Tor-Cool-Guy Mark Wilson, I decided that it was time for me to leave this place, and ascend to my rightful place within the Jedi Council on Coruscant.
Getting to run around in bathrobes and wield a lightsaber is cool and all, but something was missing. Night after night I meditated on this notion, searching the innermost sanctum of the Force for an answer.
Then one day it came to me. As I walked the halls of the Jedi Temple, I heard a thumping. A very low-frequency thump. Running past the great marble pillars that surrounded me, I followed the sound to a lone bassist laying down a most beautiful groove, reminiscent of the days of Jamerson. With a glint in my eye, and a slap line in my heart, I knew then what I had to do.
I left everything I had owned behind me in the temple, leaving a note marking that I would not return, for the pull of the bass was simply too great. Wandering from world to world like David Carradine in Kung Fu, I got in many adventure, all of which would make Maki proud. For those who are wondering, it involved beautiful asian women and things that I cannot, and shall not discuss outside PM.
Now I have returned to my home away from home on TB to find Username wreaking havoc, Mark Wilson a mod on the Unofficial TB Chat, and Maki surprisingly not banned permanently.
I missed you guys. | good to see you back, sundance! Yeah, against all odds, username has actually gotten even more annoying.
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02-09-2009, 04:00 PM
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02-09-2009, 04:15 PM
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02-09-2009, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Thunderscreech blah blah blah doesnt matter what the post says | Is this some kind of throw back to the days when everyone had Mark Wilson's avatar?
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Originally Posted by Mark Latimour So you're saying that erroenous Trojans may ruin Kardashian's Bush?
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02-09-2009, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Disraeli Gears Is this some kind of throw back to the days when everyone had Mark Wilson's avatar? | But I don't have Mark Wilson's avatar...
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02-09-2009, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by IconBasser good to see you back, sundance! Yeah, against all odds, username has actually gotten even more annoying. | srsly? 
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02-09-2009, 06:13 PM
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02-09-2009, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Thunderscreech But I don't have Mark Wilson's avatar... |
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Originally Posted by Mark Latimour So you're saying that erroenous Trojans may ruin Kardashian's Bush?
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02-09-2009, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by disenchant What about us girls. Did you miss us GIRLS??? | Have I just been in a cave lately, or did you take a leave too?
Over the past couple days, I'd found myself thinking "Where's Disenchant? She was funny." |
02-09-2009, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Muusers THERE'S GIRLS AROUND THIS PLACE!?!?! | There are no females on the internet. Everyone knows that...
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Originally Posted by Darkstrike If I kicked my dog in time to the music his cries would be better 'singing'. | |
02-09-2009, 07:46 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2004 Location: Northern Virginia | | | you are not officially back until you derail one of my OT threads. but welcome nonetheless.
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02-09-2009, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by wilser you are not officially back until you derail one of my OT threads. but welcome nonetheless. | you never give us a chance, you do it on your own! 
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02-09-2009, 08:20 PM
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