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02-19-2008, 01:53 PM
|  | Spiritual Advisor to Muppets Everywhere | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Indianapolis | | | Attn: Ladies - Usage of the word Cute...
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this drives us men up the freaking wall...
The word "cute" cannot be used to describe certain things when we know damn well that what you mean to say is something totally different.
Belly button rings are not "cute"...they are sexy. If you say that a belly button ring looks "cute" it is because you do not want to admit that you want to look sexy...and you do.
Tattoos are not "cute" either...if you have one on the small of your back, your breasts, or close to your other nether regions, it is not "cute"...it is sexy. Unless it is of a baby unicorn dancing in a rainbow. And then it is just stupid.
Panties, bras, garters and other under garments are never "cute"...they are extremely sexy. You say "cute" but you mean "hot".
Revealing clothing of any kind is not "cute"...it is damn sexy, especially if it looks good on you. If it doesn't look good on you, it is still not cute...it is embarrasing.
I was watching Dr. 90210 and this 17 year old girl was getting a boob job...post -operation, they were doing the follow-up and interviewed this young lady who was obviously thrilled about her new look. The first thing she said was "I'm really happy with the results...my new boobs are really cute".
NO, THEY ARE NOT CUTE! They are something for boys to play with...they are sexual objects that aid in attracting men to you and also play a small role in the feeding of your babies.
Babies are cute. Kittens are cute. Elementary school plays are cute. The things listed above are sexy...it's okay to say it. No one will think that you are a . because you want to look sexy.
Please start being honest with yourselves and others, including your fellow females.
And quit bastardizing the word "cute"...it's a cool word that doesn't have anything to do with your fake boobs.
BTW, real boobs are always better, regardless of size.
Thanks,
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02-19-2008, 01:54 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | Man Law 97: The word "cute" shall hereby officially be removed from a man's vocabulary... The use of such word in any other context besides utter contempt and sarcasm (which should also be accompanied with a sour face) is subject to instant revoke of man card. |
02-19-2008, 02:42 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC, CANADA | | | They may not be cute to you but that doesn't mean it isn't cute to them. |
02-19-2008, 02:43 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by HEIST  They may not be cute to you but that doesn't mean it isn't cute to them. | I don't care as long as they're naked. |
02-19-2008, 02:43 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College Station, Texas | | | Haha I was waiting for one of these to pop up. |
02-19-2008, 02:59 PM
| | Notes we play > Gear we play them on | | Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Wisconsin | | | Nice rant, but you're using the wrong medium. Your message will be read by all three women on the boards. |
02-19-2008, 03:00 PM
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02-19-2008, 03:00 PM
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Aging Former Bass Player | | Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Englishman in Oyster Bay, NY | | | as long as they do and wear all those things, then how they describe them means little to me...
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02-19-2008, 03:03 PM
| | You can't plagiarize yourself. | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Elgin, IL | | It's so cute that you're all mad!
In fact, that's just adorable! 
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02-19-2008, 03:11 PM
|  | Registered User | | | | | Hell, I like the word cute. In fact, I think my wife is rather cute.
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02-19-2008, 03:55 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia | | Quote:
Originally Posted by arbitrary Hell, I like the word cute. In fact, I think my wife is rather cute. | I like it too. I know a lot of what I'd call cute girls. Not everyone is "hot".
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02-19-2008, 05:24 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: St. Louis,MO | | | I'm afraid you're preachin to the choir here!
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02-19-2008, 05:25 PM
| | Something about gumption | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Napa, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar Man Law 97: The word "cute" shall hereby officially be removed from a man's vocabulary... The use of such word in any other context besides utter contempt and sarcasm (which should also be accompanied with a sour face) is subject to instant revoke of man card. | Where can these rules be found.
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02-19-2008, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by PastorofMuppets Tattoos are not "cute" either...if you have one on the small of your back, your breasts, or close to your other nether regions, it is not "cute"...it is trampy. Unless it is of a baby unicorn dancing in a rainbow. And then it is just stupid. | fixed. |
02-19-2008, 05:39 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by bassaficionado6 Where can these rules be found. | Man Laws
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02-19-2008, 06:05 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Glendale & La Jolla, CA | | | cute thread. |
02-19-2008, 06:16 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Houston, TX | | Quote:
Originally Posted by disenchant It's so cute that you're all mad!
In fact, that's just adorable! | lmao
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02-19-2008, 06:53 PM
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Cute is olnly a light switch away. |
02-19-2008, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by arbitrary Hell, I like the word cute. In fact, I think my wife is rather cute. |  I hope you aren't too attached to your man card
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02-19-2008, 07:01 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: St. Louis,MO | | | They can say cute all they want to - just PLEASE don't call my basses, my car, or my penar - cute.
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