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Old 01-28-2008, 02:30 PM
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:37 PM
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The first time I heard that was from comedian Sean Morey about 20 years ago. It was funny then and it's still funny now.

Oh Chaos, I don't think you can post that without censoring it! But it's still my favorite craigslist ad yet!
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:37 PM
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Man, that guy has no people skills whatsoever. But I bought a few so I could pop in and out of a well.
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:57 PM
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I wonder how many emails he actually recieved...
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:59 PM
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OMG that's funny!!!!!! "North American Man/Boy Love Association". HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!
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Old 01-28-2008, 03:03 PM
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Dude's an OK speller, though.
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Old 01-28-2008, 03:36 PM
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God...that was an amazing advertisement. I think I peed a little from laughing. I feel his pain, though. Some people are insane with the questions when you try to sell things on ebay or Craigs.
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Old 01-28-2008, 03:45 PM
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Best craiglist add ever.

I wanna post that on a local CL now haha
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Old 01-28-2008, 03:52 PM
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Awesome ad. I just sent a copy to my brother, who's a carpenter/builder. I know he'll get a laugh out of it.

Online ads can be frustrating. I get some real winner emails from some of my ebay listings.
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Old 01-28-2008, 03:55 PM
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Haha, the sad thing is that the ad that everybody here is talking about wasn't the one I linked
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Haha, the sad thing is that the ad that everybody here is talking about wasn't the one I linked
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Haha, the sad thing is that the ad that everybody here is talking about wasn't the one I linked
Sorry. heard it before.
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Old 01-28-2008, 04:33 PM
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Might just wanna link that huge .jpg instead. You know, the one with the two dozen instances of the "F" word... maybe.
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Old 01-28-2008, 04:37 PM
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K, I'm posting this on my local classifieds ad. gimme a sec and I'll post the link.

Nvm, they have a swear filter and the f bomb is banned....

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Old 01-28-2008, 08:47 PM
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Hmmm I seem to have missed it.


Was it "brand name soda" good?
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