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Old 02-23-2009, 10:32 PM
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You ever get an email that just ruins your day entirely? Let me give you an example:

I opened an email earlier this evening from a friend of mine. Apparently he had been looking around here and there on the internet and happened to run across one of the people I have a few pictures of in my apartment, so he sent me a link to some pictures of her asking me who exactly she was.

I discovered two horrible things when I made the mistake of clicking the link:

1. The pictures were nudes of a porn star I'd never heard of

and 2. That porn star happened to be one of my first cousins.

What.

The.

Hell.

I have to face her and her mother at Thanksgiving this year with that horrible image burned into my retinas.

Anyone else have any recent "WTH?" moments?
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In before "pics or it didn't happen"
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Was it really that horrible? I'd probably just jibe her lightly about her modeling career, while the mom wasn't listening, and let it be.
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In before "pics or it didn't happen"
i was trying to post no pics, no cousin, but my internet died out for a second.
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i was trying to post no pics, no cousin, but my internet died out for a second.
Poppycock, sir. Victory is mine!
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+1 to pics or no hot cousin..

and also, subscribed. This thread is going to be epic.
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Forward me that email.

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or else this story is a load of bull excrement.
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This thread made my day. True story. Please give us the result of the confrontation when it happens!
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You ever get an email that just ruins your day entirely? Let me give you an example:

I opened an email earlier this evening from a friend of mine. Apparently he had been looking around here and there on the internet and happened to run across one of the people I have a few pictures of in my apartment, so he sent me a link to some pictures of her asking me who exactly she was.

I discovered two horrible things when I made the mistake of clicking the link:

1. The pictures were nudes of a porn star I'd never heard of

and 2. That porn star happened to be one of my first cousins.

What.

The.

Hell.

I have to face her and her mother at Thanksgiving this year with that horrible image burned into my retinas.

Anyone else have any recent "WTH?" moments?
Ha! That is excellent. Secretly I've always feared that something like this will happen to me.
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Old 02-24-2009, 04:54 AM
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Ha! That is excellent. Secretly I've always feared that something like this will happen to me.
as in: your cousin will discover that you are a porn star?
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as in: your cousin will discover that you are a porn star?
Well played, sir...
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Old 02-24-2009, 05:06 AM
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I wanna' go to that family reunion........

How many girl cousins do you have?
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as in: your cousin will discover that you are a porn star?
HAHAHAHA,you made me laugh in a 2 day row.
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