Bad Newz Nurshreez

[louieeadg]

Represent!

[baba]

[mike_v_s]

Holy Crap With Ten Capital Letters This Thread Is Awesome.

Mike

[Flabby1]

my kid can beat up your kid

[louieeadg]

My New Prospect:



I hate revealing trade secrets but I put my babies through intense training. But to begin with, they have to past my first test. It's very similar to the test the Spartans would give their young males, sending them out in the wilderness and if they come back then they're Spartans. In this case, I place baby in a pot of boiling water, like a lobster, and if they survive, they have a shot of contending. It takes a very high pain threshold to last any amount of time in this sport and my newest prospect up there, Bobby "Wha-chu Talkin' Bout" Willis, has done something I've never seen before. This kid's got killer instincts, I'm telling ya...typically I see babies drink the boiling water, spit it back up, then take a bath like it was nothing new. But this kid...he's so mean, he sat down in the pot of water and grabbed the nearest utensil so he could eat himself. Remarkable.

[mike_v_s]

Originally Posted by Flabby1

my kid can beat up your kid

I'm not trying to knock your son's ability, but we're not talking about "beating up" anyone. Unless he's been training from the day he could poo, your son will likely get killed by a fighter at this level. I've tried to keep money invested in fighters from a variety of disciplines, but most of my money makers are quite adept at Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and will gnaw their own arm off to escape a hold.

Mike

[HollowBassman]

This is my best fighter. He is currently undefeated.


Here is one of my newest recruits. He already has the ego of a champion. I'm expecting good things from this kid.



These three are alternates. They aren't as good, but it's better to throw one of them in than it is to forfeit.

[mjolnir]

Originally Posted by louieeadg

My New Prospect:



I hate revealing trade secrets but I put my babies through intense training. But to begin with, they have to past my first test. It's very similar to the test the Spartans would give their young males, sending them out in the wilderness and if they come back then they're Spartans. In this case, I place baby in a pot of boiling water, like a lobster, and if they survive, they have a shot of contending. It takes a very high pain threshold to last any amount of time in this sport and my newest prospect up there, Bobby "Wha-chu Talkin' Bout" Willis, has done something I've never seen before. This kid's got killer instincts, I'm telling ya...typically I see babies drink the boiling water, spit it back up, then take a bath like it was nothing new. But this kid...he's so mean, he sat down in the pot of water and grabbed the nearest utensil so he could eat himself. Remarkable.

Shoulda seen me back in the day...

[mike_v_s]

Originally Posted by louieeadg

My New Prospect:



I hate revealing trade secrets but I put my babies through intense training. But to begin with, they have to past my first test. It's very similar to the test the Spartans would give their young males, sending them out in the wilderness and if they come back then they're Spartans. In this case, I place baby in a pot of boiling water, like a lobster, and if they survive, they have a shot of contending. It takes a very high pain threshold to last any amount of time in this sport and my newest prospect up there, Bobby "Wha-chu Talkin' Bout" Willis, has done something I've never seen before. This kid's got killer instincts, I'm telling ya...typically I see babies drink the boiling water, spit it back up, then take a bath like it was nothing new. But this kid...he's so mean, he sat down in the pot of water and grabbed the nearest utensil so he could eat himself. Remarkable.

Jeez. That is amazing. I'm not one to give away too much myself, but most of my fighters are eating raw meat (pit bull, coincidentally) by week 2 and killing their own food by Week 3. The boiling water is a toughie, though. I might integrate it over time.

Mike

[baba]

What's up now?? Huh? HUH?!!?

[HollowBassman]

This was one of my past champions. This kid would have taken on anything!

[mike_v_s]

Originally Posted by HollowBassman

This was one of my past champions. This kid would have taken on anything!

Now THAT is the expression I look for when recruiting. Pure. Rage. That kinda kid will be ripping the heads off of dolls before he's eating solids.

Mike

[mike_v_s]

Originally Posted by baba

What's up now?? Huh? HUH?!!?

That kid looks to be at least 3.5. Toddler fighting is barbaric.

Mike

[Jared Lash]

I was planning on holding off on this announcement until I signed him up for the state qualifying tournament, but I just inked Jimmy "The Crawler Mauler" Mazzinelli. The kid's got brute strength, solid technique and a diaper load of experience. Nothing fazes this kid.


Of course, with talent like this, you always have to put up with some headaches. He's got the posse, and the hangers on, but it's his agent that is really giving me trouble.

[Bryan316]

How much real combat has your babies seen? Mine's quite the veteran. I bet heavily on him.

[mike_v_s]

Originally Posted by TheBigO

I was planning on holding off on this announcement until I signed him up for the state qualifying tournament, but I just inked Jimmy "The Crawler Mauler" Mazzinelli. The kid's got brute strength, solid technique and a diaper load of experience. Nothing fazes this kid.

I remember when he was coming up. Total confidence in his own ability. Every advance was smooth and he really knows how to follow through. You can't train that, man. That's a deal that'll pay off if you can keep him out of the strip clubs and out of trouble.

Mike

[HollowBassman]

He is a shot from one of our training exercises. A mile of sand was no problem for this soldier.

[louieeadg]

Originally Posted by TheBigO

...but it's his agent that is really giving me trouble.

Oh god...don't get me started on agents. Although I've gotten my past 5 champs from this one, she's a pain to work with. Crazy demands and such like bamboo threaded pull-ups for her toddlers, Eskimo breastmilk for her White Russians, etc...you know the routine. But I have to tell you...I can't wait for this one:



Boy or girl Mike, this Fighter to be Named Later is going to give your "Van Damme That's a Big Baby" a run for his money.

[mike_v_s]

I'm afraid my current champ will be too old by the time that monster is born. Rest assured, I've got another title grabber in the works and we'll settle this in the ring.

Mike

[louieeadg]

Indeed we will...