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08-14-2008, 08:13 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Fredericksburg, Virginia | |  Bagpipes...
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people are playing bag pipes across the street from my house 
aside from nuclear weapons how do i make them cease the unholy racket of badly-played bagpipes? 
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08-14-2008, 08:27 AM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | There's a guy down the street from me who practices in his back yard from time to time. I love the sound.
The only antidote is to stand out front of your house naked while playing an accordian to Jimmy Buffet songs. It will make the pipers go away trust me.
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08-14-2008, 08:30 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Switzerland | | | Call 2-3 take out restaurants and have food delivered to their house.
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08-14-2008, 08:31 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Boston | | | I love the pipes. |
08-14-2008, 08:32 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Oxnard Shores, California | | Embrace the bagpipe you anti-tartan!  |
08-14-2008, 09:32 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Fredericksburg, Virginia | | | Appearently there was a funeral at a church down the street from me and they were playing bagpipes at it.
But what really pisses me off is that they never came over and asked to have a bagpipe and bass jam...
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08-14-2008, 10:14 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toronto, ON | | | bagpipes don't get used nearly enough in metal these days... pity.
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08-14-2008, 10:18 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Modesto, CA | | Just set a few sheep loose in thier yard, that'll keep em busy for a while 
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08-14-2008, 10:38 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Northern Ontario | | | "Why do bagpipers always march when they play?"
"They're trying to get away from the sound"
kidding...pipes played well is totally awesome....pipes played badly makes me wish I was deaf. |
08-14-2008, 10:45 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: South Side Chicago | | lawn darts work,or set up your stuff facing the house with bagpipes and play some fallout boy bass lines |
08-14-2008, 10:58 AM
|  | The older I get, the better I was. | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Pasadena, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackLake ...pipes played well is totally awesome....pipes played badly makes me wish I was deaf. | +1
A violin is the same way for me. Play it well, and it's fantastic. A 5-year-old playing for the first time makes me want to stab myself in the ear with...anything. |
08-14-2008, 11:23 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Fort Collins, Colorado | | | Full-ear headphones are your friend.
Or....
Become one with the pipes.
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08-14-2008, 11:30 AM
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"Why do bagpipers always march when they play?"
"They're trying to get away from the sound"
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Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?
A. People usually take their shoes off when they jump on a trampoline.
Q. What's perfect pitch?
A. When you throw an accordian in the dumpster and it lands on a bagpipe... 
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08-14-2008, 11:39 AM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | | I like the bagpipes. |
08-14-2008, 01:27 PM
|  | A Hard Rockin Lover of GREENBURST Moderator | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Where I lay my head is home | | Maybe you can try meditating to them 
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08-14-2008, 03:26 PM
|  | Ampeeeeeeg \o/ | | Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Israel | | | Scottish national anthem is the best thing ever.
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08-14-2008, 03:45 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Glasgow, Scotland | | | It is but bagpipes do my nut, which is unfortunate, living in Glasgow and all! |
08-14-2008, 05:20 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Edinburgh & Dundee, Scotland | | | Bagpipes do my head in at times too.
Two curches right by my house, so lots of pipers around at weddings and funerals, the local pipe bands tend to warm up outside my house to.
They can be awesome tho, but, needs to be played right!
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08-14-2008, 06:15 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: North Augusta, SC | | | well... the next time your neighbor decides to play the bagpipes,put your amp at an open window, turn it up all the way-and play your bass, and have a "band battle" with him! lol! Two can play at that game, right???
either that or join them by getting a rifle and do a gun salute-like they do at them funerals
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08-14-2008, 07:24 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rochelle, Illinois | | | What's the difference between bagpipes and a trampoline?
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