Band Submission Quiz #2

jarrhead · #1 09-18-2009, 07:33 PM

So this is part #2 of the quizzes our band leader's dad gave us. We're young musicians. :P

Many of them lose half the laugh because I have to clean up the wording. Also, i left in all his gramatical errors, im just sight typing.

This guy has a brilliant mind.

#1 I didn't post it's just basic info.

SO check this out.

Parties

1.

First things first from a scale of 1-10 how hard do you party?

2.

So you just got done with a gig and some smoking hot chicks call you over and ask you for an auto-graph what do you do?

3.

So you wake up tied to a complete lord of the rings looking chick (she looks like a girl version of King Kong) what do you do?

4.

So you and your buddies (The Band) are at a hotel what's your first reaction?

5.

So you get with this really hot Emo chick and she is what seems to be pretty normal and then all of the sudden her parts remind you of Stargate..... What do you do?

6.

So your lead sing has to take a leak, he leaves to find the nearest restroom and 2 hours later comes back looking like he just dropped the soap at a Detention center how do you help?

7.

So you arrive at your after party and it doesn't take long to realize your limo driver dropped you off at an all gay bachelor party. And to make matters worse, the doors are locked how do you survive?

8.

Just to make notice the bass player in every band is always the weirdest.....So your bass player lights his parts on fire because he finds out that Trojan condoms are not flammable how do you react?

9.

Explain how you like to party

10.

How are you feeling about the quizzes?

Thanks for all your cooperation if you would just signature the bottom with your name then turn the quizzes in to the person in charge of your band. Then the grading process can begin.

Sizlack · #2 09-18-2009, 08:07 PM

LOL, thats pretty good.

Rattman · #3 09-18-2009, 08:15 PM

Sorry... just does not do anything for me. I'm sure its got to do more with the age difference more than anything else. "EMO chick?" . .

. . What is it, or WHO is it?

jarrhead · #4 09-18-2009, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Rattman

Sorry... just does not do anything for me. I'm sure its got to do more with the age difference more than anything else. "EMO chick?" . .

. . What is it, or WHO is it?

try http://images.google.com/images?hl=e...=f&oq=&aqi=g10

The chick in the first picture actually goes to my school. :P

funkalicious101 · #5 09-18-2009, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by jarrhead

try http://images.google.com/images?hl=e...=f&oq=&aqi=g10

The chick in the first picture actually goes to my school. :P

More pics.

jarrhead · #6 09-21-2009, 04:32 PM

No more comments?

KeithBMI · #7 09-21-2009, 04:37 PM

Less text. More hot chicks.

jarrhead · #8 09-21-2009, 05:44 PM

lmao, definitely.

Here's another pic. (yeah, i uploaded it to tinypic, so what. lol)

Oh by the way not the same chick.

Just for you Keith. :P

jarrhead · #9 09-21-2009, 06:06 PM

Keith where are you now? I did what you asked man!

Jimmy Bones · #10 09-21-2009, 06:22 PM

For the record, this is stupid.

jarrhead · #11 09-21-2009, 06:23 PM

I found it pretty interesting.. Considering i'd like to know where he comes up with these questions.

Joey3313 · #12 09-21-2009, 07:15 PM

I think the appropriate answer to every question is:

"None of your ****ing business".

jarrhead · #13 09-21-2009, 07:19 PM

Right, less text, more hot chicks.

Lazylion · #14 09-21-2009, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jarrhead

3. So you wake up tied to a complete lord of the rings looking chick (she looks like a girl version of King Kong) what do you do?

I don't get this one. The Lord Of The Rings chick who stands out in my mind is Liv Tyler. And she doesn't remind me of King Kong. At all. If I woke up tied to her, I'd have to assume I'd died and gone to Heaven.

MJ5150 · #15 09-22-2009, 07:14 AM

I'll take the rocker chicks from when I was a teenager over those emo girls any day.

-Mike

need4mospd · #16 09-22-2009, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jarrhead

jarrhead · #17 09-22-2009, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jarrhead

lmao, definitely.

Here's another pic. (yeah, i uploaded it to tinypic, so what. lol)

Oh by the way not the same chick.

Just for you Keith. :P

she's sitting right here in my comps class right now.

oh she said hi.

jarrhead · #18 09-22-2009, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazylion

I don't get this one. The Lord Of The Rings chick who stands out in my mind is Liv Tyler. And she doesn't remind me of King Kong. At all. If I woke up tied to her, I'd have to assume I'd died and gone to Heaven.

Maybe the orc women?

MusicBokonon · #19 09-22-2009, 02:23 PM

Ok...I'll bite.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jarrhead

So this is part #2 of the quizzes our band leader's dad gave us. We're young musicians. :P

Many of them lose half the laugh because I have to clean up the wording. Also, i left in all his gramatical errors, im just sight typing.

This guy has a brilliant mind.
#1 I didn't post it's just basic info.
SO check this out.

Parties

1.

First things first from a scale of 1-10 how hard do you party?

2.

You just got done with a gig and some smoking hot chicks call you over and ask you for an auto-graph what do you do?

3.

You wake up tied to a complete lord of the rings looking chick (she looks like a girl version of King Kong) what do you do?

4.

You and your buddies (The Band) are at a hotel what's your first reaction?

5.

You get with this really hot Emo chick and she is what seems to be pretty normal and then all of the sudden her parts remind you of Stargate..... What do you do?

6.

Your lead sing has to take a leak, he leaves to find the nearest restroom and 2 hours later comes back looking like he just dropped the soap at a Detention center how do you help?

7.

You arrive at your after party and it doesn't take long to realize your limo driver dropped you off at an all gay bachelor party. And to make matters worse, the doors are locked how do you survive?

8.

Just to make notice the bass player in every band is always the weirdest.....So your bass player lights his parts on fire because he finds out that Trojan condoms are not flammable how do you react?

9.

Explain how you like to party

10.

How are you feeling about the quizzes?

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1. 8 1/2 or so...Subject to opinion of course.
2. Tell them that they have more talent in their bodies than my bass playing, then ask for their number.
3. Leave.
4. Get plastered.
5. Gotta take the good with the bad.
6. I wouldn't.

7. Bust windows open.
8. Gasoline.
9. Captain, Coke, and chicks.

10. Meh...

jarrhead · #20 09-22-2009, 02:34 PM

Alright here's my real answers, censored of course.

1. 6
2. Hit on them of course
3. Cant post this answer.

4. Well I can't get plastered...
5. Pity sex, and not look down.

6. I wouldn't
7. An inside joke at the workers of AIT (where we rehearse) "It's only gay If I push back.."
8. I love it too much.
9. Chicks, loud, LOUD music, and some outdoors.
10. Nice..