An Bands/Artists/Bassits Sonnet

[plastik-bass[?]]

I have to write a sonnet for my language arts class about someone/something that I hate/despise.

we are supposed to base it off of Shakespeare's 18th sonnet. you know the one that starts out
"Shall I compare thee to a summers day"
except we are supposed to do
"Shall I compare thee to a winters day"(this has to be the 1st line of the sonnet
and use winter imagery to describe how much i hate this person/thing

so i figured im going to do it with you guys,

only you get to make the sonnet also, so basically each person will post 1 line of the sonnet, there is a total of 14 lines so the 1st fourteen will be made into a sonnet,

so just bash bassists/artists/bans that you hate

just so you know the rhyme scheme is


a
b
a
b
c
d
c
d
e
f
e
f
g
g

and use winter imagery

tl;dr = make a sonnet about how much you hate some bassists/bands/artists using winter imagery

and no Iambic Pentameter is not necessary

this aught to be fun!

[username n/a]

That seems like way to much work for me. So much so that not only am I not going to do it. I'm going to tell you I'm not going to do it.

[steve21]

No.

[WyrdoBass]

Why?

I don't think you're teacher will like a Hate Sonnet about bands he/she probably hasn't heard of.

[unbasslichkeit]

No Iambic Penameter - no sonnet. Here's a start.

Shall I compare thee to a winter's day?
My Jazz Bass rides in underheated truck
My gig it looms a hundred miles away
And in its pickup bed She lies - good luck!
As truss rod groans and finish weather-checks
And plastic hard shell case grows brittle cold
I traverse ice-clogged streets avoiding wrecks
And pray like Ox I die ere I grow old.