Battle of the sexes joke

[mid_life_crisis]

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

The proctologist had no idea a phone could get in there in the first place.

[5StringBlues]

[SMILEYSIXX]

http://instantrimshot.com/

[sloasdaylight]

I had a chortle at that.

[MJ5150]

That one is as old as my grandpa's buckskin rubber.

-Mike

[mid_life_crisis]

So old it's new.

[Marco A. Mayer]

This one's older than sitting down to crap.