THE BEARD-GROWING THREAD

scorpionldr · #1 04-04-2008, 11:40 PM

Now I've gotten all your attention. I'm in a kind of rough spot. I'm 23, and I still can't grow a damn beard. Hell, I can't even grow a goatee. My chin will simply not allow it.

So, knowing the omniscience of the talkbass off-topic section, I've taken this problem to you in the hopes to learn this fine craft.

SENIOR BEARD MEMBERS: HELP OUR BEARD CHALLENGED FRIENDS TO RAISE THE GROWTH FROM THEIR CHINS!!

James Hart · #2 04-04-2008, 11:44 PM

you aren't alone
grow-grow-growing the beard!

I can't help you, I was growing full beards @ 14-15 years old.

scorpionldr · #3 04-04-2008, 11:50 PM

ah yes, I remember this well. But I'm looking for a much more focused effort. Similar to how the asians cultivated their bonzai plants, to grow in various directions as well as grow faster, I would like to learn to summon my beard. I am cursed by the dreaded "chin pubes", as I have began to dub them. Shaving them daily isn't helping.........just creating rougher roots and more pube-like pubes. I MUST HAVE MY BEARD!

Jiggybass · #4 04-04-2008, 11:54 PM

Same story, except I'm 18. I hate my Fubes. (face pubes)

scorpionldr · #5 04-04-2008, 11:56 PM

what infuriates me is that they grow into nothing..........just a mess across your face that develops not into a beard, but into a chin looking more like your genitalia than a beard!!

StanFan · #6 04-05-2008, 09:29 AM

I wish I COULDN'T grow a beard!!! It's a PITA shaving every day.

peterbright · #7 04-05-2008, 09:34 AM

Testostrone injections would help.

scorpionldr · #8 04-05-2008, 09:44 AM

actually i was thinking of testosterone for a while. it may not be natural, but it would get the job done.

Mon Rominee · #9 04-05-2008, 09:58 AM

Ah yes...beards. 2008's fashion accessory for 20 somethings.

JonathanD · #10 04-05-2008, 10:00 AM

I have a bald spot under my right jaw bone

Croox · #11 04-05-2008, 10:03 AM

it took me two months to grow my beard in fully.
heres what it looked like

it didnt last much longer than that. I stopped getting carded and harassed about looking underage (i'm 25)

scorpionldr · #12 04-05-2008, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Croox

it took me two months to grow my beard in fully.
heres what it looked like

it didnt last much longer than that. I stopped getting carded and harassed about looking underage (i'm 25)

it's not that i look underage, cuz i don't. bartenders are usually quick enough to see it. i just want it