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Old 01-31-2008, 09:54 AM
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Any ideas? Whether I'm running overnights for EMS or wake up 10 minutes before class which is a 15 minute hike across campus, sometimes I don't have time to brush my teeth (not that I don't, I just do it later on when I have time). I've tried chewing gum before, but it seems to give me a serious stomachache whenever I have it on an empty stomach. Anybody have any good luck with those listerine strips?
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Old 01-31-2008, 09:56 AM
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Start keeping a bottle of Listerine handy. Swish mouth as you're getting your gear ready, and just spit on the lawn before you hop in the meat wagon.
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Old 01-31-2008, 09:59 AM
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Eat plenty of beans. It'll distract everyone and everything from your breath.
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Old 01-31-2008, 11:38 AM
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Eat an apple. Or an onion.
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Old 01-31-2008, 11:39 AM
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Old 01-31-2008, 11:49 AM
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Not only will Listerine clean your breath, it will ASSURE that you're awake. You may be crying, but you'll be awake.
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Old 01-31-2008, 11:50 AM
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Keep a bottle of vodka on your night stand. Take a big swig as you are leaving, and spit it out on the way out the door. Or just drink it, your call.

Either way it will disinfect and eliminate odors. Give yourself another dose before heading out for the night shift. It will give the people you rescue a sense of confidence that you are such a good EMT that you can drink on the job and still perform your duties.
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And to those guys talking about booze, what you want to do is pour some rum onto your clothes, people wont notice your breath

Either that, or mix some vodka and chilli powder, it apparently works (mythbusters says so!)
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Keep a bottle of water and a travel tooth brush (and paste) in your bag and do it on the way.
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Removable teeth is the way to go... soak em over night. BAM!


+1 on a apple... feels you up, you can chew it up on the way and it helps for a little white...
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+1 on a apple... feels you up, ..
Dude, where you gettin your apples?
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Dude, where you gettin your apples?
A tree?
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Old 01-31-2008, 02:36 PM
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A tree?
I respect English as your second language so I'll cut you some slack.

Feel and fill are very different. Then again, feeling up someone and filling them up aren't that far apart.
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I respect English as your second language so I'll cut you some slack.

Feel and fill are very different. Then again, feeling up someone and filling them up aren't that far apart.
Oh oops. I knew that!


How do you know I don't touch my apples in a wrong way... Wrong and yet so right... Wait, then I'd be the one feeling up the apple... Hmmmz...
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