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12-17-2009, 09:34 AM
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...to hear about someone else's crazy dreams, i thought i'd share last night's heroics:
So, i'm walking through the desert with a rifle, and i spot something on a somewhat distant hill.  IT'S BATMAN.
Now, i suppose i had been looking for him because i was very satisfied to have found my target. I take several shots until at last his body collapses and his head comes rolling down the hill. It was actually more his head and shoulders- like a bust.
When i go to claim my prize, what i discover is much to my surprise. The mess of black rubber that lay in front of my eyes was not batman at all. It was a bat mannequin
The next thing i remember was making an egg sandwich.
that is all
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12-17-2009, 09:41 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Purple Mountain Majesties | | I got yer thread right here: Who is your favorite Batman?
I'd cut out the Batman movies, comics, TV sereis, etc. if I were you.
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12-17-2009, 09:44 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Denton, Texas | | | yeah was reading that thread last night....probably where this all comes from. | 
12-17-2009, 09:58 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: VA Beach | | | What was it like walking through the dessert? Were there candy canes, ice cream, and plum drops at every turn? | 
12-17-2009, 10:11 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Denton, Texas | | | no...just batmannequin and spelling nazis | 
12-17-2009, 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by stevetx19 no...just batmannequin and spelling nazis | haha, Im just giving you a hard time, Im not a spelling Nazi by any means.
By the way, my ex fiance went to UNT. Been to Denton many times. Good music scene from what I last remember | 
12-17-2009, 10:18 AM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | Well, start packing your bags. This can only mean one thing. You're going to die. | 
12-17-2009, 10:20 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Denton, Texas | | | yeah the jazz here is great, tons of free music. We've had free outdoor concerts from Stanley Clarke, Tower of Power, Buddy Guy, and a bunch of other great artists. It's a real treat. | 
12-17-2009, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar Well, start packing your bags. This can only mean one thing. You're going to die. | You can take luggage with you when you die?  | 
12-17-2009, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by warwick.hoy You can take luggage with you when you die?  | Yes, but it aways gets lost- just like in *life* 
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12-17-2009, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by bassteban Yes, but it aways gets lost- just like in *life*  | Oh,...in that case I won't be filling it up with all the money I miser-ed away during *life*  | 
12-17-2009, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by bassteban Yes, but it aways gets lost- just like in *life*  | Hell is pretty good with baggage most of the time, though I did have to file a claim, now that was hell. | 
12-17-2009, 01:38 PM
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12-17-2009, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by bassteban Since this thread will undoubtedly be regularly perused by the world's foremost authorities on dream interpretation, I'll ask here: What would it indicate if one were to dream he is making his own(one person in said dream)*grilled cheese sandwich*?  | I would interpret it as your about to take the next step of evolution,....loosing that one vertebrae that prevents a man from making his own grilled cheese sandwich. | 
12-17-2009, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by warwick.hoy I would interpret it as your about to take the next step of evolution,....loosing that one vertebrae that prevents a man from making his own grilled cheese sandwich. | Hmmm...
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12-17-2009, 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by warwick.hoy You can take luggage with you when you die?  | You die your way, and I'll die mine. Thank you very much. | 
12-17-2009, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar You die your way, and I'll die mine. Thank you very much. |
I get it. "Wrong bag mon."
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12-17-2009, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by stevetx19 ...to hear about someone else's crazy dreams, i thought i'd share last night's heroics:
So, i'm walking through the desert with a rifle, and i spot something on a somewhat distant hill.  IT'S BATMAN.
Now, i suppose i had been looking for him because i was very satisfied to have found my target. I take several shots until at last his body collapses and his head comes rolling down the hill. It was actually more his head and shoulders- like a bust.
When i go to claim my prize, what i discover is much to my surprise. The mess of black rubber that lay in front of my eyes was not batman at all. It was a bat mannequin
The next thing i remember was making an egg sandwich.
that is all | I found this story very funny. Especially the Batmannequin part. Thanks for the cheap entertainment!
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12-17-2009, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by IconBasser I found this story very funny. Especially the Batmannequin part. Thanks for the cheap entertainment! | i'm glad you liked it. I thought it was funny too. In fact, i believe it warrants a picture.
Here you go!
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12-17-2009, 06:39 PM
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