The "because they were naked..." defense

[kesslari]

"Dominique Strauss-Kahn did not know he was sleeping with prostitutes 'because they were all naked"

Dominique Strauss-Kahn did not know he was sleeping with prostitutes 'because they were all naked' - Telegraph

[PSPookie]

That's a new take on plausible deniability.

Next defense: I slipped and fell and it just went right in. Million-to-one shot, I tell ya!

[Phalex]

Originally Posted by PSPookie

I slipped and fell and it just went right in. Million-to-one shot, I tell ya!

My proctologist didn't believe me when I told him that....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eghL7ORV1lg

[PSPookie]

Originally Posted by Phalex

My proctologist didn't believe me when I told him that....

Neither did mine

[MatticusMania]

Ive heard that "slipped and it went right in" excuse is used a lot in the ER when random objects are found up someone's rear end.

[PSPookie]

Google RFB at your own risk.

[ThudThudThud]

<Columbo-esque turn-as-you-are-leaving-and-wave-cigar-around>

"Oh, there's just one other thing that's bothering me.....
Did you pay them any money to sleep with you?"

Kind of missing the point with the 'naked' defense.

[PSPookie]

Originally Posted by ThudThudThud

<Columbo-esque turn-as-you-are-leaving-and-wave-cigar-around>

"Oh, there's just one other thing that's bothering me.....
Did you pay them any money to sleep with you?"

Kind of missing the point with the 'naked' defense.

Not at all. If they were naked he couldn't possibly have paid them because they would have had no pockets in which to place the money. Nor would DSK have had any pockets from which to retrieve the money.

The glove does not fit. Chewbacca is a 7' Wookie living on Endor. I rest my case.

[BurningSkies]

Originally Posted by PSPookie

Not at all. If they were naked he couldn't possibly have paid them because they would have had no pockets in which to place the money. Nor would DSK have had any pockets from which to retrieve the money.

The glove does not fit. Chewbacca is a 7' Wookie living on Endor. I rest my case.

Chewbacca defense always wins.

[Bob Lee (QSC)]

He and Silvio Berlusconi should get together.

The article also refers to another man mislaying a mobile phone, as if there's a proper way to lay one.

[PSPookie]

Originally Posted by Bob Lee (QSC)

He and Silvio Berlusconi should get together.

The article also refers to another man mislaying a mobile phone, as if there's a proper way to lay one.

Are we back around to rectal foreign bodies again?

[EricF]

Originally Posted by DSK (from the linked article)

At these parties, people were not necessarily dressed, and I defy you to tell the difference between a naked prostitute and any other naked woman.

He does make a valid point.

[Chef FourString]

Originally Posted by PSPookie

Not at all. If they were naked he couldn't possibly have paid them because they would have had no pockets in which to place the money. Nor would DSK have had any pockets from which to retrieve the money.

The glove does not fit. Chewbacca is a 7' Wookie living on Endor. I rest my case.

Good 'ol Chewy.

[onosson]

Originally Posted by EricF

Originally Posted by DSK (from the linked article)
At these parties, people were not necessarily dressed, and I defy you to tell the difference between a naked prostitute and any other naked woman.

He does make a valid point.

[MatticusMania]

Originally Posted by EricF

He does make a valid point.

"At these parties, people were not necessarily dressed, and I defy you to tell the difference between a naked prostitute and any other naked woman..."

aside from the track marks.

[PSPookie]

^
Tread depth

[i_got_a_mohawk]

Originally Posted by DSK (from the linked article)
At these parties, people were not necessarily dressed, and I defy you to tell the difference between a naked prostitute and any other naked woman.

(maybe not the best examples)

[DerHoggz]

Originally Posted by PSPookie

Google RFB at your own risk.

All I got was a gun?

Originally Posted by BurningSkies

Chewbacca defense always wins.

Where did this come from, I have seen a bunch of references to it recently?

[chuck norriss]

Bad.

Chewbacca still lives on Endor?

[i_got_a_mohawk]

Originally Posted by DerHoggz

Where did this come from, I have seen a bunch of references to it recently?

It was an early South Park episode that was spoofing Johnnie Cochran.

Edit - There's even a wikipedia page on it! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_defense