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Old 08-25-2011, 03:52 PM
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Those look gross.
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Old 08-25-2011, 03:56 PM
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Those look gross.
Because they aren't all pretty and uniform like Pringles?
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No, I dont like pringles. I do like kettle chips, and they are anything but pretty and uniform.
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Old 08-25-2011, 04:01 PM
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I'm curious enough to try 'em. Although it would take a pretty serious chip to supplant my Kettle style sea salt and vinegar chips.
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No, I dont like pringles. I do like kettle chips, and they are anything but pretty and uniform.
OK, what's the objection then? Is it the color?
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See sig. I dont eat meat. But more so, the picture looks like flaked poop.
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See sig. I dont eat meat. But more so, the picture looks like flaked poop.
Your poop flakes? Too many damn vegetables and not enough meat then. Why are you a vegetarian? My Sister went vegi in junior high when she had to dissect a fetal pig.
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Your poop flakes? Too many damn vegetables and not enough meat then. Why are you a vegetarian? My Sister went vegi in junior high when she had to dissect a fetal pig.
Dunno, Ive never pooped in flake form...

Went veg for dietary reasons and ethical issues regarding slaughterhouse practices.
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Those look gross.
Yeah, but I'd try one anyway.

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No, I dont like pringles. I do like kettle chips, and they are anything but pretty and uniform.
Kettle FTW. Their Salt and Vinegar chips are so tasty!
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Old 08-25-2011, 04:13 PM
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Im a BBQ flavor anything kinda guy. Not much into vinegar, but I also really like the Cracked Pepper ones.
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Old 08-25-2011, 04:27 PM
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Sea Salt and Cracked Pepper Kettle Chips FTMFW! Also applies to kettle corn. OH MY GOD, KETTLE CORN.
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See sig. I dont eat meat. But more so, the picture looks like flaked poop.
Stop killing my buzz dude!
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Stop killing my buzz dude!

You're looking at it all wrong Phalex, it just means ( ok you sig quoting bastiges back off !! ) more meat for us ! The world needs more vegetarians.
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I think it was the flaked poop comment that brought him down.
(because its so true!)
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But there's no such thing as flaked poop.
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