Beer through a straw

[Bloodhammer]

Everyone knows the correct way to drink beer is to jam a key into the side of the can and shotgun it.

[ErebusBass]

Originally Posted by Bloodhammer

Everyone knows the correct way to drink beer is to jam a key into the side of the can and shotgun it.

There are many acceptable ways to drink beer. This is one of the more acceptable ways, particularly if your financial situation requires you to drink beer so cheap that it comes in a can.

You don't drink beer through a straw. Did I mention that yet?

[LiquidMidnight]

Originally Posted by ErebusBass

You don't drink beer through a straw. Did I mention that yet?

What if it's one of those novelty hats with the can holders on either side?

[ErebusBass]

Originally Posted by LiquidMidnight

What if it's one of those novelty hats with the can holders on either side?

If you give me two of your man cards I might consider it.

[Bloodhammer]

LOL

Five ways to inhale beer

[Dave the Bass]

You can die from bonging alcohol into your bunghole.......blood alcohol level goes up too quickly.....

Along with no straws and no ice.......you also should not put fruit in the beer IMO.

[Eric Perry]

Originally Posted by ErebusBass

If you were in public drinking beer through a straw and I noticed, I would punch you.

I am not a violent person.

Haha!

[Ziltoid]

[MatticusMania]

Originally Posted by Stinsok

I overheard a guy talking about that old wives tale, and how it makes you "more drunker." Your thoughts on the subject?

Ive only ever drank beer through a straw once, last Halloween, while I was wearing a Bane mask.
It was not fun, the beer gets all foamy in the process. More drunk? Myth!

Originally Posted by Ziltoid

If you want to get drunk quicker, vaporize. Instant drunk that doesn't last.

I hear if one wants to get drunk quicker one should absorb the alcohol through the latter end of the larger intestines.

[scorpionldr]

Originally Posted by St Drogo

Dude, yer sticking a tampon up your butt. How is farting a problem for you?

Also, erebus, you're cracking me up

Might make a fireball if he does.

[scorpionldr]

And ftr the worst drunk episode I ever had was when I practically inhaled six jack n cokes (straw, of course) in a row. Beer? Not sure.

I think the " drunk"effect happens when you consume alcohol (or try at least) almost as fast as you do air. Ever notice you get out of breath when you get drunk?

[Chebass88]

Originally Posted by ErebusBass

There are many acceptable ways to drink beer. This is one of the more acceptable ways, particularly if your financial situation requires you to drink beer so cheap that it comes in a can.

You don't drink beer through a straw. Did I mention that yet?

Have you seen some of the recent microbrews using cans? pretty great stuff.

And yeah, I occasionally put ice in beer. Particularly an IPA. I enjoy it that way. If you don't like it, **** off.

[Ziltoid]

Originally Posted by MatticusMania

Ive only ever drank beer through a straw once, last Halloween, while I was wearing a Bane mask.
It was not fun, the beer gets all foamy in the process. More drunk? Myth!



I hear if one wants to get drunk quicker one should absorb the alcohol through the latter end of the larger intestines.

Tampon up the butt as already been mentioned!

[SamanthaCay]

At my bar I have a drink that I came up with, it's PBR in a martini glass with lime.

Awhile back one of the bartenders nick named it a Milwaukee gimlet and the name has stuck ever since.

However, I would never be so crude as to drink beer from a straw, that is heresy!

[ErebusBass]

Originally Posted by Chebass88

Have you seen some of the recent microbrews using cans? pretty great stuff.

And yeah, I occasionally put ice in beer. Particularly an IPA. I enjoy it that way. If you don't like it, **** off.

There are a few nice microbrews that come in cans. There's one called Dale's Pale Ale that I particularly enjoy, and I've had some other beers made by the same brewery that came in cans and all were delightful. Can't remember the name of the brewery off the top of my head.

And no, I will not **** off about you putting ice in a perfectly good IPA. At least you didn't drink it through a straw, but I still have to take one of your man cards now.

[MAJOR METAL]

For me at least, drinking beer through a straw is as ridiculous as drinking beer from a plastic/paper cup.

[ErebusBass]

Originally Posted by MAJOR METAL

For me at least, drinking beer through a straw is as ridiculous as drinking beer from a plastic/paper cup.

This guy is alright.

[Bloodhammer]

Originally Posted by MAJOR METAL

For me at least, drinking beer through a straw is as ridiculous as drinking beer from a plastic/paper cup.

Whenever there's an outdoor festival around here, the beer tents only serve tap beer in plastic solo cups because if they sold bottles, the ground would be nothing but broken glass. I've always wondered why they don't just sell canned beer.

[LiquidMidnight]

Originally Posted by MAJOR METAL

For me at least, drinking beer through a straw is as ridiculous as drinking beer from a plastic/paper cup.

A friend of mine pointed out that solo cups actually have a level for the proper amount to pour wine into one. Who the hell drinks wine out of a solo cup?

[Eric Perry]

Originally Posted by MAJOR METAL

For me at least, drinking beer through a straw is as ridiculous as drinking beer from a plastic/paper cup.

Unless, of course, it's during beer pong.