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05-13-2008, 03:02 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | Being a slob prepares you for standing your ground
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So my wife and I are in a stand-off. She did the laundry and she wanted me to put the laundry away. In a moment of selfishness, I refused. So now the clothes are all on top of our bed. Last night I slept beneath the clothes and felt oddly comfortable. It reminded me of being a bachelor when I was living in college. I would dump my clothes on my bed and then sleep underneath them because I was either too drunk and or lazy to put them away. So anyway, I stood my ground and she refused to sleep in the bed with me. This morning she came in and saw me sleeping underneath the pile of laundry and felt sorry for me. She began putting them away and crawled into bed naked. Maki wins favors before work.  |
05-13-2008, 03:06 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Modesto, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar  So my wife and I are in a stand-off. She did the laundry and she wanted me to put the laundry away. In a moment of selfishness, I refused. So now the clothes are all on top of our bed. Last night I slept beneath the clothes and felt oddly comfortable. It reminded me of being a bachelor when I was living in college. I would dump my clothes on my bed and then sleep underneath them because I was either too drunk and or lazy to put them away. So anyway, I stood my ground and she refused to sleep in the bed with me. This morning she came in and saw me sleeping underneath the pile of laundry and felt sorry for me. She began putting them away and crawled into bed naked. Maki wins favors before work. | You sir are a God!!!!!
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05-13-2008, 03:11 PM
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05-13-2008, 03:13 PM
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05-13-2008, 03:25 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: York, UK | | Hmm. This thread makes me suspicious that I am the bitch in my relationship.
I've been meaning to dump her for years anyway, thanks for that extra push over the cliff.  |
05-13-2008, 03:29 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Fort Collins, Colorado | | | My wife gets stuck folding a LOT of laundry, and I don't help with it as much as I should. The least I can do is put it away after she spends a lot more time and energy folding it.
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05-13-2008, 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar So my wife and I are in a stand-off. She did the laundry and she wanted me to put the laundry away. In a moment of selfishness, I refused. So now the clothes are all on top of our bed. Last night I slept beneath the clothes and felt oddly comfortable. It reminded me of being a bachelor when I was living in college. I would dump my clothes on my bed and then sleep underneath them because I was either too drunk and or lazy to put them away. So anyway, I stood my ground and she refused to sleep in the bed with me. This morning she came in and saw me sleeping underneath the pile of laundry and felt sorry for me. She began putting them away and crawled into bed naked. Maki wins favors before work. | no pics, no thread
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05-13-2008, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by NJL no pics, no thread | +1  |
05-13-2008, 03:51 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | She put them away before she crawled into bed. Sadly, there will be no pics. I'm fine with it. You don't have to believe me. It's not going to wipe the silly grin off my face.  |
05-13-2008, 03:58 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Calgary, AB, Canada | | I just went away with my girlfriend for the last couple of days. Not only did I get her to prepare all the food, but she also did all the dishes too
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05-13-2008, 04:03 PM
| | Still lovin' that cake... | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Ireland | | | That's like, + 10,000 man points for Maki!
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05-13-2008, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar So my wife and I are in a stand-off. She did the laundry and she wanted me to put the laundry away. In a moment of selfishness, I refused. So now the clothes are all on top of our bed. Last night I slept beneath the clothes and felt oddly comfortable. It reminded me of being a bachelor when I was living in college. I would dump my clothes on my bed and then sleep underneath them because I was either too drunk and or lazy to put them away. So anyway, I stood my ground and she refused to sleep in the bed with me. This morning she came in and saw me sleeping underneath the pile of laundry and felt sorry for me. She began putting them away and crawled into bed naked. Maki wins favors before work. | Man, why dosen't this kind of stuff ever happen to me?
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05-13-2008, 04:11 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by heroincredible I just went away with my girlfriend for the last couple of days. Not only did I get her to prepare all the food, but she also did all the dishes too | Got that one nailed down a long time ago. Sacrificed, I uh... mean, accidently broke a few plates, and the ones that were clean were really in various stages of dirty. That took care of the dishes, and now onto the cooking. Ruined some spaghetti for her. Done and done.
Now I eat home-cooked Japanese meals every night, retire to the couch with a beer while she does the dishes. It's a good life. |
05-13-2008, 04:12 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Machias/Bangor, Maine | | If only being lazy, worked this way for me. 
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05-13-2008, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar Got that one nailed down a long time ago. Sacrificed, I uh... mean, accidently broke a few plates, and the ones that were clean were really in various stages of dirty. That took care of the dishes, and now onto the cooking. Ruined some spaghetti for her. Done and done.
Now I eat home-cooked Japanese meals every night, retire to the couch with a beer while she does the dishes. It's a good life. | 
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05-13-2008, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar Got that one nailed down a long time ago. Sacrificed, I uh... mean, accidently broke a few plates, and the ones that were clean were really in various stages of dirty. That took care of the dishes, and now onto the cooking. Ruined some spaghetti for her. Done and done.
Now I eat home-cooked Japanese meals every night, retire to the couch with a beer while she does the dishes. It's a good life. | i gotta find a woman like that! 
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05-13-2008, 07:54 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: San Jose, CA | | | Incredible. |
05-13-2008, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by jomahu i gotta find a woman like that! | Why narrow the field? There's a few guys on this site that would qualify, too.
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05-13-2008, 09:21 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Montreal,Canada | | meh i'm not you guys I would do it, cause i think it's fair. But it would be postponed a while, several uses of me saying "later" would do the trick for me |
05-13-2008, 09:27 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: chicago, IL. | | | If you want to win twice next time put the clothes away without her asking, then she will be pleased all over again. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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