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Old 01-16-2011, 06:45 AM
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Best <fill in the blank> for Metal.

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Fill in the blank, explain why.

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What's the best computer for Metal?

The macbook, it has a titanium shell.
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Old 01-16-2011, 06:56 AM
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Best "GUN" for metal...why? so I can shoot the next f-n' person who starts ANY thread on TB that has to do with metal.


and BTW, the best computer for metal is aa E series DELL, which also comes with a Titanium shell
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Old 01-16-2011, 07:38 AM
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Good to see you got the joke.
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Old 01-16-2011, 08:10 AM
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hehe, well you can have many different brands and models for shooting anyone for another "whats best for ___ thread, ....BUT you can have only have one "bass" for metal
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Old 01-16-2011, 08:22 AM
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Old 01-16-2011, 08:29 AM
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What is the best toilet paper for metal?
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Old 01-16-2011, 08:33 AM
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How about drop trou, turn, and moon for metal.
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Old 01-16-2011, 08:40 AM
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What is the best ELEMENT for metal ?

Plutonium, with an atomic weight of 244 is the heaviest metal on earth,
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Old 01-16-2011, 10:11 AM
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The "best -______ for metal" thing is a lot like when you first teach a kid the classic knock knock banana/orange joke. They think it's funny, so they then say it a thousand more times, not realizing that it ain't funny after the first time.
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Relax guys, it's a joke!

Best country for metal? Norway. Or Germany.
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Old 01-16-2011, 01:34 PM
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Relax guys, it's a joke!

Best country for metal? Norway. Or Germany.
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Old 01-16-2011, 01:39 PM
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Old 01-16-2011, 02:11 PM
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Old 01-16-2011, 02:22 PM
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Relax guys, it's a joke!

Best country for metal? Norway. Or Germany.
America, obviously. I'll give Germany credit for Sodom but they lose me after that with waves upon waves of cheesy power metal bands.
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Old 01-16-2011, 02:51 PM
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Best color to wear while playing a Metal gig, BLACK. My preference is unmarked black with no other colors.
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best <military rank> for metal


master chief.
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Old 01-16-2011, 03:20 PM
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I'll play; What's the best douche for metal?
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Old 01-16-2011, 03:33 PM
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Best codpiece for metal.

Because even cods need love.
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Old 01-16-2011, 04:02 PM
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What is the best ELEMENT for metal ?

Plutonium, with an atomic weight of 244 is the heaviest metal on earth,
You shouldn't really base a judgement on how heavy a metal is just by referring to its relative atomic mass.

There are several metals that are denser than plutonium, osmium being the densest chemical element.
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