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Old 06-01-2011, 10:42 AM
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you ever have one of those moments where you see something that makes such little sense no one would ever believe it happened without proof? sure just about everyone i think has had one of those moments where you cant believe what you saw and you knew no one would believe you so post your best stories.

as for mine to lead this off i once heard from a guy i knew who's friend was trying to install new pickups on his bass or guitar(i can't remember which) and he saw that one of the guys he listened to used neck pickups and he tried to install the pickup in the neck. yes someone did that to my knowledge.
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Old 06-01-2011, 11:18 AM
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Old 06-01-2011, 11:22 AM
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No one will ever believe that I posted in this thread...but hey, here I am. Yippee!
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Old 06-01-2011, 11:29 AM
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I once watch South Park for 12 hours straight. Didn't get up to pee, didn't get up to eat, nothing. No, this really happened!
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Old 06-01-2011, 11:32 AM
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I once watch South Park for 12 hours straight. Didn't get up to pee, didn't get up to eat, nothing. No, this really happened!

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No. Way.
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Old 06-01-2011, 11:34 AM
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well, I've got one better.

There was this one time, I eated a whooooole hippo. It's name was Franky. Franky the hippo. Then I eated a giraffe, and it mated with Franky in my colon. Then they both went to Mars and ate Hoagies.
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I know no one will believe me, but Fassa Albrecht.
she accidentally the entire coke bottle? THE ENTIRE THING???
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Well...2 hours of it was the South Park movie, so maybe I cheated a little

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well, I've got one better.

There was this one time, I eated a whooooole hippo. It's name was Franky. Franky the hippo. Then I eated a giraffe, and it mated with Franky in my colon. Then they both went to Mars and ate Hoagies.
Then smoked stogies?
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I dunno, I wasn't there for that.
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True story - I once went to a walmart and innocently bought duct tape, cat food and condoms. The clerk was like; "duuuuuuude"
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True story - I once went to a walmart and innocently bought duct tape, cat food and condoms. The clerk was like; "duuuuuuude"
It happened to a guy in front of me. He was buying ham, vaseline and something else.

The clerk said "That should be one hell of a party."
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It happened to a guy in front of me. He was buying ham, vaseline and something else.

The clerk said "That should be one hell of a party."
lol!
I'm almost tempted to go and start buying weird combinations of stuff just to see the reactions
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