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Old 12-29-2009, 08:57 PM
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well folks, the time has come again, to reiterate all of the highest points of OT for the year. There have been many laughs, and feats of awesomeness the likes of which we mere mortals cannot hope to replicate.

Please post your nominations of the best of 2009 (links are optional)


my favorites:

-XTreo coming out of the closet
-The expert plumber thread
-Post a funnier pic than the one above you
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The .gif thread is pretty funny.
Maki with his asian lady obsession and his .2 cents.
Random bacon threads.
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Old 12-29-2009, 09:27 PM
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Chew on these for a bit:
Does rampant fart-knockery and criminal quackery affect the sound of my bass?
My mom/sister bought me condoms while they were out...
I May Die Tomorrow - bad driver content
OMG! HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE BACON EXPLOSION?!?!?! Well I have, first hand :)
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The T shirt thread:
The Official My T-Shirt shrank from my emo tears

The most ****ing epic thread and fail machine of 2009:
I finally came out of the closet

And yes I realize a few of these are not from OT. Oh well, they're funny anyways.
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Old 12-29-2009, 09:29 PM
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There was that one guy who did that thing in one of the threads in OT. Man, was that a blast. Had me LOL'n and ROFL'n. I swear my @$$ fell off.

Hooooooo wee! Good times, man I tell ya. Good times.
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There was that one guy who did that thing in one of the threads in OT. Man, was that a blast. Had me LOL'n and ROFL'n. I swear my @$$ fell off.

Hooooooo wee! Good times, man I tell ya. Good times.
Really? I thought he was kind of a jerk myself.
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Old 12-29-2009, 09:38 PM
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That's what made it so funny.
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Old 12-29-2009, 10:28 PM
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i thought the thread about extreme violence/sex in japanese video games was pretty epic
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Xtreo's coming out of the closet deff.

Anyone remember the I have 200$ burning a hole in my pocket threads? Not really epic, but memorable for me.
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Was it warwick.hoy who worked in that crazy deli?

That one was great.
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I nominate 'Post a Funnier Pic Than The One Above' and 'Stereotype the Person Above You'
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Old 12-30-2009, 10:54 AM
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Xtreo's big gay outing get's my vote for #1. Is he still trying to get back into the closet??

My #2.... he he he he..... #2.....

My #2 pick goes to the Post A Funnier Pic Than The One Above.

And coming in at #3............. Chicks at Shows!!!! I think it's up to version 5 now.


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Chicks at show's isn't OT

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surely the 'out of the closet' thread!

especially for the fact that it just wouldn't die, even after the 'plot twist' was revealed. people (inc mods) just kept right on posting those heartfelt mesages of support, unaware of the ever rising fail-o-meter needle
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Pretty much every thread I posted in.
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My favorite!

The xtreo closet thread was def #2!
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1st - Xtreo coming out thread - pure genious and hilarity all around. Everything was going fine in the thread, although I was questioning why the OP decided TB was the place to come out of the closet. Then Post 27 arrives and the thread takes several hilarious turns. JT jumping in after the jig is up but not knowing the jig was up still makes me laugh.

2nd - The T-shirt Shrinking thread - hilarious and cool cause the Mods let it run for awhile

3rd - KeithBMI condom thread - a nice little thread of funniness with the ultimate creepy overtones of a mother and sister buying condoms for Keith. Win/Fail plus a whole lot of therapy involved I am sure.
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Old 12-30-2009, 04:47 PM
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I'm gonna go with the T-shirt thread as well! It's just dripping with Fail!
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Old 12-31-2009, 12:20 AM
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I almost forgot:

TBer's that have been in actual music videos?? (AKA the Mark Wilson Photoshop thread)
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Off the top of my head I was going to say Xtreo's Coming Out Thread, and in a close second the Shrinking T-Shirt thread, but man, Keith's Condom thread had me rolling. I forgot about some of those posts I made. Especially the one with the dialogue of Keith's Mom and Keith's sister.
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