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01-27-2009, 12:11 PM
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Scientists Not So Sure 'Doomsday Machine' Won't Destroy World http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,483477,00.html
Anyone else got some great headlines that don't originate from The Onion or other satire pieces? |
01-27-2009, 12:48 PM
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01-27-2009, 12:48 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Eh? | | Just two days ago: "Gold tooth missing after crutch attack" http://www.buffalonews.com/437/story/559473.html
And I remember one that was about a toothpaste probe promise during elections in Venezuela.
Oh! And... http://www.tulsaworld.com/sports/art...1_Damari595819
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01-27-2009, 12:50 PM
| | Member | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada | | | I had it on my fridge for a while a few years back:
Russian Scientists Invent Pill That Keeps You Drunk Longer
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01-27-2009, 12:53 PM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | One very old one from my hometown newspaper:
"Head Had AIDS"
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01-27-2009, 02:17 PM
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"Lewinsky To Testify In Legal Blow To Clinton"
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01-27-2009, 02:24 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Marathon Man | | | The best one ever was on a Metro newspaper early last year. The picture was a of a board of train times, with everyone cancelled or delayed, and the headline was a pun on Network Rail...the legendary...
Network Fail |
01-27-2009, 03:27 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Memphis,Tn | | I always thought this one was funny  |
01-27-2009, 04:17 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Houston, TX | | | My favorite headline (not including the Weekly World News) was in the New York Post, circa 1977:
Nuke Satellite Runs Wild
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01-27-2009, 04:45 PM
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01-27-2009, 04:59 PM
|  | User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: East Coast | | | The NY Post is the undisputed headline champion in the USA.
England and Germany have some pretty strong contenders.
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01-27-2009, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by JimB52 The NY Post is the undisputed headline champion in the USA.
England and Germany have some pretty strong contenders. | The Daily Mail in the UK has a few heavy hitters (often for the wrong reasons). |
01-28-2009, 08:14 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toronto, ON | | | when Ike Turner died, I think the New York Post (if I remember correctly) had a headline that read "IKE TURNER FINALY BEATS TINA TURNER TO DEATH".
I felt a smidgen bad about laughing at that one...
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