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03-11-2011, 11:33 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: London, UK | | | Best superpower/s for a bassist to have?
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03-11-2011, 11:40 AM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | I can post first in really bad threads 
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03-11-2011, 11:42 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: London, UK | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Relic I can post first in really bad threads | You can, but you didn't. PAWNAGE!!
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03-11-2011, 11:42 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: London, UK | | Hey wait, this is a very very cool thread. 
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03-11-2011, 11:45 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | Night vision during the day would be horrible.
We already have the best ability bassists could ever need - Invisibility!
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03-11-2011, 11:49 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: London, UK | | | ^Good point.
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03-11-2011, 01:04 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Fort Collins, Colorado | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MatticusMania Night vision during the day would be horrible.
We already have the best ability bassists could ever need - Invisibility! | + 1
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03-11-2011, 01:39 PM
|  | One lab accident away from being a supervillain | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Powder Springs, Ga | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MatticusMania We already have the best ability bassists could ever need - Invisibility! | Yes, but only on stage. As soon as it's time to load out everyone can see you again.
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03-11-2011, 01:43 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New-brunswick | | A beard. Oh wait, I have that  |
03-11-2011, 01:49 PM
| | | | Making the left side of a keyboard unplayable with our mind.
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03-11-2011, 01:57 PM
|  | Registered User | | | | | Hypnosis, quite useful, you can even use it on yourself everytime you have to play songs you detest, you don't have to be there with it ; )
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'A man would have to put his soul at hazard. He would have to say, "O.K., I'll be part of this world".
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03-11-2011, 01:58 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Kansas City, MO | | | I would say, if I had to have a super power, it would be telekinesis over guitar amp volume knobs. Maybe teleportation with gear in tow.
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03-11-2011, 02:21 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Central Alberta | | | Super-strength.
Take that, Ampeg! |
03-11-2011, 02:30 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: London, UK | | | Super-speed
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03-11-2011, 02:35 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2010 Location: Los Angeles, CA | | | How about sonic powers like Arkangel from Xmen I think it is? I could use my powers to quiet down the guitardist so I can be heard.
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03-11-2011, 02:39 PM
| | | | Super-patience!
for:
- Endless guitar solos;
- Keyboard players that play low roots on every chord;
- Drummers that rush every fill;
- Singers that arrive 5 minutes before the gig, carrying nothing, and asking if they can borrow a music stand. (Which they mostly use to store their gum on. :^D ! ! ! ) |
03-11-2011, 02:42 PM
| | | | Oh yeah, and Super Patience for
- Guitarists who bury your 800 watt 4x10 and 1x15 with their 50 watt combos! |
03-11-2011, 02:43 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Plano, TX | | | Watching the game on the TV over the bar while playing "Sweet Home Alabama" for the millionth time.
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03-11-2011, 02:47 PM
|  | Hard rockin' stay-at-home dad | | Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The soggy state of Oregon | | Quote: |
Originally Posted by T40Chump Watching the game on the TV over the bar while playing "Sweet Home Alabama" for the millionth time. | +1. LOL. Been there, done exactly that. |
03-11-2011, 03:13 PM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | laser beam eyes. If I blink really quick I could put on a helluva lightshow, that plus I could always zap the one sloppy drunk guy who will always requests something from Skynard even when you're playing all originals.
I could also set up a few mirrors and make the stage look like it's protected by maze of laser beams.
Think of the really awesome stuff I could do if I held up two kaleidoscopes backwards. wooooooahhhh duuuuuuude, psycho-friggen-delic!!!
I could stand out front before the gig and look up through binoculars for giant spotlight effect to bring people to the show..
yessir. I am ossum
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