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10-09-2008, 05:38 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Chicago, IL | | | BILL BRASKY!!!!!
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"Bill Brasky was a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!"
"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"
"He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road!"
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10-09-2008, 05:43 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: tulsa oklahoma | | | "Bill Brasky is the father of every kid in this town!"
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10-09-2008, 06:51 PM
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Moderator for EHX Forums | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Houston/Nacogdoches | | | "Bill Brasky slept with my wife right in front of me! ...And it was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen!"
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10-09-2008, 06:54 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Sacramento, CA | | | "He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls." |
10-09-2008, 06:55 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toronto, ON | | | "I once saw him scissor kick Angela Lansbury!"
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10-09-2008, 06:56 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: tulsa oklahoma | | | "he sired an entire baseball team... an orchestra if you count the bastards"
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10-09-2008, 06:57 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Rochester, NY | | | "Bill Brasky had a four day heart attack...a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with ricotta cheese."
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10-09-2008, 07:00 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toronto, ON | | | "All the YES album covers are Brasky family photos!"
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10-09-2008, 07:03 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Listowel/KW Ontario | | | "Bill Brasky once drove 100mph...backwards."
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10-09-2008, 07:05 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: (M)a$$hole. | | 
His poop is used as currency in Argentina.
He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky! |
10-09-2008, 07:16 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Clarkston, MI | | | He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith & Wesson.
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Originally Posted by santucci218 Go ahead, ill sleep with men and drink and have fun. | Mark Wilson Is The Greatest!
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10-09-2008, 07:22 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: tulsa oklahoma | | | "he slept with all our wives, punched us in the face and we love him for it."
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10-09-2008, 07:44 PM
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10-09-2008, 07:45 PM
|  | User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: East Coast | | | His penis has a toenail.
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10-09-2008, 07:48 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Sacramento, CA | | | "One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'" |
10-09-2008, 07:52 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Listowel/KW Ontario | | Quote:
Originally Posted by JimB52 His penis has a toenail. | Wait, are we talking about Bill Brasky or Maki?
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10-09-2008, 07:57 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: 97465 | | | "Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews."
"Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said it would've happened sometime."
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10-09-2008, 08:08 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Listowel/KW Ontario | | | "Bill Brasky is the only man to ever perform the 'Aristocrats' in front of a live audiance"
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10-09-2008, 08:19 PM
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EXAR pedals rep for North & Central America | | Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: PDX, OR | | | You mean aside from Gilbert Gottfried? |
10-09-2008, 08:21 PM
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EXAR pedals rep for North & Central America | | Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: PDX, OR | | | Bill Brasky has already been drilling for oil in Alaska, pulled up 300 barrels through his penis just this morning, and used every drop of it to pomade his hair. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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