Birthday Card

[armywalaby]

Thanks, mom!

http://www.hallmark.com/ECardWeb/ECV...1Y&product_id=

[T.O.Bass]

Your mom has a great sense of humour. Awesome, dude. Just awesome.

[HollowBassman]

Is this your way of fishing for "Happy Birthdays"?
That is a very feminine way of going about it.

A man simply states "Today is my birthday; wish me a happy one."
Direct, to the point, etc.

[will.i.am]

haha that's the best gift i've ever seen

[Valerus]

Who gets paid to compose these?