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02-22-2011, 11:29 AM
|  | Jazz Chicken | | Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ennui, IN USA | | | As a Black Guy, My top laments...
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- Socks. Why do I get so many holes in them just as they get 'right'?
- Snow plows. Why do they wait till I get home before they plow my street?
- Yogurt. Really? Bacteria slime?
- End of Football season. Football is stupid and boring, but its better than the rest of what's on TV.
- Bacon. Why can't I have any?
- Underwear. Why does it twist up when I have both hands full?
- Beer. Why can't I have any?
That's about all I've got.
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02-22-2011, 11:32 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Tustin, CA | | +1 on underwear, man. Especially when I'm wearing a suit. Ouch 
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02-22-2011, 11:34 AM
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Lark in the Morning Instructional Videos; Audix Microphones | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Santa Cruz Mtns, California | | Truly racially incendiary. 
Nice post.
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02-22-2011, 11:38 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Tustin, CA | | | 8. Coffee. There's a donut shot by my house that has some really good coffee, but I have to backtrack in the mornings before work in order to go. Carl's Jr's coffee is good, but only sometimes. Screw Starbucks; they're too expensive. And 60% of the time the coffee at work sucks, all the time. I don't wanna buy a grinder. Too much work.
So what's a brother got to do to get some good coffee up in this piece, playa? I can't get no justice
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Originally Posted by Phalex I'm happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but Princess Leia was the best hologram of ALL TIME!!!! | |
02-22-2011, 11:52 AM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | HAHA!
Darnit! Do you know how painful it is to blow piping hot coffee through the nose and onto my laptop?? freaking owwwwch!!
At least I wont have to worry about trimming nose hair anymore
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02-22-2011, 11:52 AM
|  | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | | The snow plows try to keep me down to.
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Originally Posted by BassChalice Everybody pay attention to Phalex now! | Quote:
Originally Posted by champbassist My cat breath smelling a cat's odor is eating. | Quote:
Originally Posted by hover He's got the Moo OO OO OO OO OO OO OObs like Jagger.... | |
02-22-2011, 11:55 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Purple Mountain Majesties | | Quote:
Originally Posted by lbanks Beer. Why can't I have any? | This is the most oppressive, unfair, and ugly thing I've ever heard of. This makes me sick.
RISE UP! YOU SHALL OVERCOME!
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02-22-2011, 11:56 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Mountain South | | | Well put! Give the man a nice BLT and a Bud.
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02-22-2011, 11:57 AM
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02-22-2011, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by lbanks - Beer. Why can't I have any?
That's about all I've got. |
LMAO. Dude, the next time you are in St. Augustine, let me know. I will absolutely buy you a beer. |
02-22-2011, 12:00 PM
|  | in love w/a girl named velveta | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ukiah, CA | | | bacon: meh...
beer/coffee: i can't even imagine this |
02-22-2011, 12:01 PM
|  | Online | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sunapee, New Hampshire | | Quote:
Originally Posted by macaroni tony Screw Starbucks.... | Say it right, it's Fivebucks. You can't get out of that place for less than $5.
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02-22-2011, 12:02 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Tustin, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MJ5150 Say it right, it's Fivebucks. You can't get out of that place for less than $5.
-Mike |
Good one, and nice try, but I'm not gonna use your Northwestern slang, hippie 
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Originally Posted by Phalex I'm happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but Princess Leia was the best hologram of ALL TIME!!!! | |
02-22-2011, 12:05 PM
|  | just another cat on bass | | Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Coast Range of Oregon - USA | | | Bacon dipped in yogurt is pretty good. But then, I'm a half-breed redneck/hippie. These things happen.
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02-22-2011, 12:07 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Tustin, CA | | | Bacon dipped in yogurt sounds delicious!
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Originally Posted by Phalex I'm happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but Princess Leia was the best hologram of ALL TIME!!!! | |
02-22-2011, 12:08 PM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by macaroni tony Bacon dipped in yogurt sounds delicious! | Yeah yeah if I still had a sense of taste it might be, but it now hurts to breathe through my nose.. and you guys think I'm kidding. 
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02-22-2011, 12:09 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Tustin, CA | | Aawwwrrrr
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Originally Posted by Phalex I'm happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but Princess Leia was the best hologram of ALL TIME!!!! | |
02-22-2011, 12:11 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada | | Quote:
Originally Posted by bjabass Well put! Give the man a nice BLT and a Bud. | Budweiser?!?!?!? Dude... 
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02-22-2011, 12:14 PM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by CrispyDelicious Budweiser?!?!?!? Dude... | I was going to comment about that...
giving someone a Bud is like a punishment.
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02-22-2011, 12:17 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Tustin, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by bjabass Well put! Give the man a nice BLT and a Bud. | Yeah, you noob, what gives, bro? Bud? You give that man a 40oz of OE or St Ides
Seriously, though. Budweiser sucks. Sam Adams FTW
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