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04-08-2009, 09:08 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: WI | | | The Blond (Continued)
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Some people were still asking me about that chic from work.
Here's the scenario;
56 year old (me) TBer thinks this 32 year old blond might be interested. I'm at the point in my life where I can judge this stuff and I am not sure what's going on "Mojo" wise/I mean I feel like I'm 18, but i'm an older guy now.
Anyway this is the last thing that happened;
No I did not ask or take her to an open mic, that would be "lame city".
I don't know whats going on with that chic.
It was around 5:00 in the office today and I noticed she was futsing around in her cube, like she was waiting to see when I was leaving. I put my coat on and walked over by her and we walked out togther and "small talked" it to our cars.
She's not bad lookin or anything like that,and she has a "smokin body". You know how that goes.
Anyway, I'm to chicken to ask her out at this time
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04-08-2009, 09:15 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Boooooooooooooo. Man up! Ask out the butter face. 
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04-08-2009, 09:22 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: West Side SA | | dude, seriously, you're 56 years old. you have experience. she does, too (as well as I, I just turned 32 on sunday), but you have MORE. this shouldn't be hard to do.
if you don't hit it, i will, she's my age 
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04-08-2009, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by NJL dude, seriously, you're 56 years old. you have experience. she does, too (as well as I, I just turned 32 on sunday), but you have MORE. this shouldn't be hard to do.
if you don't hit it, i will, she's my age  | Let's not kid ourselves. Between your Benadryl addiction and your snuggie fetish, it'll be a wonder if you could even speak to this existence-pending blonde, let alone hit it.  | 
04-08-2009, 09:50 PM
|  | I make metal look good. | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Baxley, GA | | | At that age, snuggling is just right. Hell, at my age too.
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04-08-2009, 09:52 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: West Side SA | | i'm laughing too hard right now to even come back with a  or anything. 
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04-08-2009, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Deluge Of Sound Let's not kid ourselves. Between your Benadryl addiction and your snuggie fetish, it'll be a wonder if you could even speak to this existence-pending blonde, let alone hit it.  |
Yeah, I remember the last time I had an opportunity like this.
I think I got off one good hump and then colapsed.  | 
04-08-2009, 10:24 PM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Bones At that age, snuggling is just right. Hell, at my age too. | Holy ****! I just realized why the call them that!  | 
04-08-2009, 10:30 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Eh? | | | I think what's missing is you giving her a hope, then breaking it. Girls want what they can't have.
Works for me.
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04-08-2009, 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by bluewine Yeah, I remember the last time I had an opportunity like this.
I think I got off one good hump and then prolapsed. | Man, I hate it when that happens. (if joke = fail, then Google image search)  | 
04-08-2009, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by bongomania Google image search  |  | 
04-09-2009, 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted by bluewine Some people were still asking me about that chic from work. | WWWHHHOAAAAA! Stop right there. You work together? Forget it! Unless of course you're happy to lose / leave your job if things go bad.......
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04-09-2009, 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar Boooooooooooooo. Man up! Ask out the butter face. | I still love that term...."Butter face". 
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04-09-2009, 08:02 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Seattle | | | This is most definitely a rustynuts kind of thread.
Carry on... | 
04-09-2009, 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted by rustynuts I still love that term...."Butter face".  | Slippery... | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | |
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