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Old 04-08-2009, 09:08 PM
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Some people were still asking me about that chic from work.

Here's the scenario;

56 year old (me) TBer thinks this 32 year old blond might be interested. I'm at the point in my life where I can judge this stuff and I am not sure what's going on "Mojo" wise/I mean I feel like I'm 18, but i'm an older guy now.

Anyway this is the last thing that happened;



No I did not ask or take her to an open mic, that would be "lame city".

I don't know whats going on with that chic.

It was around 5:00 in the office today and I noticed she was futsing around in her cube, like she was waiting to see when I was leaving. I put my coat on and walked over by her and we walked out togther and "small talked" it to our cars.

She's not bad lookin or anything like that,and she has a "smokin body". You know how that goes.

Anyway, I'm to chicken to ask her out at this time

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Old 04-08-2009, 09:15 PM
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Old 04-08-2009, 09:22 PM
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dude, seriously, you're 56 years old. you have experience. she does, too (as well as I, I just turned 32 on sunday), but you have MORE. this shouldn't be hard to do.

if you don't hit it, i will, she's my age

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Old 04-08-2009, 09:48 PM
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dude, seriously, you're 56 years old. you have experience. she does, too (as well as I, I just turned 32 on sunday), but you have MORE. this shouldn't be hard to do.

if you don't hit it, i will, she's my age

Let's not kid ourselves. Between your Benadryl addiction and your snuggie fetish, it'll be a wonder if you could even speak to this existence-pending blonde, let alone hit it.
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At that age, snuggling is just right. Hell, at my age too.
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i'm laughing too hard right now to even come back with a or anything.
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Let's not kid ourselves. Between your Benadryl addiction and your snuggie fetish, it'll be a wonder if you could even speak to this existence-pending blonde, let alone hit it.

Yeah, I remember the last time I had an opportunity like this.

I think I got off one good hump and then colapsed.
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Old 04-08-2009, 10:24 PM
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Old 04-08-2009, 10:30 PM
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I think what's missing is you giving her a hope, then breaking it. Girls want what they can't have.

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Yeah, I remember the last time I had an opportunity like this.

I think I got off one good hump and then prolapsed.
Man, I hate it when that happens. (if joke = fail, then Google image search)
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Some people were still asking me about that chic from work.
WWWHHHOAAAAA! Stop right there. You work together? Forget it! Unless of course you're happy to lose / leave your job if things go bad.......
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This is most definitely a rustynuts kind of thread.

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