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Old 03-28-2009, 12:40 PM
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Bobcat walks into bar in Arizona, bites two patrons

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Old 03-28-2009, 12:53 PM
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They were saying on news this am the poor beast had rabies...guess that means at least three people are now going to have to get rabies shots...
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Old 03-28-2009, 03:55 PM
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Because standing on a bar stool is going to do a whole lot when there is a MASSIVE cat walking around.

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Old 03-28-2009, 04:07 PM
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I was waiting for a punch line there...
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"that was a barbituate..."
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They were saying on news this am the poor beast had rabies...guess that means at least three people are now going to have to get rabies shots...
21 shots in the buttocks // Forrest Gump
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It is only three shots over a month or something like that now.

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It is only three shots over a month or something like that now.

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well when i got mines it was 7 n that was in july.

so my math says 7*3=21

1 shot a day too
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Because standing on a bar stool is going to do a whole lot when there is a MASSIVE cat walking around.

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Bobcats aren't really massive.....
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Bobcats aren't really massive.....
Compared to a house cat they are.

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Old 03-29-2009, 12:18 AM
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the reason he bit 2 people is because they told him to not come back until he could pay his tab
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Bobcats,just like the cats,a few burnt fuses,few short circuits in the brain but only bigger and more vicious.

Poor kitty though,rabies sucks.
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I was waiting for a punch line there...
Got me too. Bobcat walks into a bar...



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Bartender: We don't get many bobcats in here.

Bobcat: And at these prices, you won't get many more.

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