Body of 'dead alien' found in Siberia

[bassrique]

I no longer fear alien invasion. They are too puny to hurt us.

Click for vid:

Video: Body of 'dead alien' found in Siberia - Telegraph

Not a bad hoax.

[IconBasser]

whaaat? That thing looks like it's made out of plastic.

[T-Bird]

Hi.

Originally Posted by bassrique

I no longer fear alien invasion. They are too puny to hurt us.

Since when the physical size has determined the ability to hurt or to kill?

The lifeforms that do most of the killing and hurting here on earth are viruses and bacteria, closely followed by insects. Us mammals are terribly inefficient when it comes down to that.

Regards
Sam

[Simo98]

Nothing to see here, just a crashed weather balloon.

[bassrique]

Originally Posted by T-Bird

Hi.



Since when the physical size has determined the ability to hurt or to kill?

The lifeforms that do most of the killing and hurting here on earth are viruses and bacteria, closely followed by insects. Us mammals are terribly inefficient when it comes down to that.

Regards
Sam

Have you ever heard of schtick?

[stevetx19]

Originally Posted by T-Bird

Hi.



Since when the physical size has determined the ability to hurt or to kill?

The lifeforms that do most of the killing and hurting here on earth are viruses and bacteria, closely followed by insects. Us mammals are terribly inefficient when it comes down to that.

Regards
Sam

...until mammals develop technology that is quite efficient at causing harm, like machine guns, nuclear weapons, television, etc etc etc

[T-Bird]

Hi.

Originally Posted by bassrique

Have you ever heard of schtick?

Possibly..., but on a written text without a smiley, no. .

Originally Posted by stevetx19

...until mammals develop technology that is quite efficient at causing harm, like machine guns, nuclear weapons, television, etc etc etc

The said means of harm-causing-methods are usually only effective to other mammals, and more often than not, only to certain species. We are a bit narrow minded like that.

Even if we tried, we still couldn't match the "firepower" of the various germs that throughout the history have wiped out a huge percentage of the population from the face of the earth multiple times, saving only those immune to the said attack. Species and organisms that have been here millions of years before us and probably will be here millions of years after us.


BTW, one etc. is probably the Al Gore's grand invention manbea... eh internet? .

Regards
Sam

[Von Felgenhauer]

Manbearpig

[miholc]

Originally Posted by Von Felgenhauer

Manbearpig

You ain't serial

[jugglingfreak]

Originally Posted by IconBasser

whaaat? That thing looks like it's made out of plastic.

Looks better than the "Alien autopsy" alien:




So it's good to see hoax production values going up..

[fourstringdrums]

Originally Posted by Von Felgenhauer

Manbearpig

Excelsior! *woooooooooosh*

[Demon_Hunter]

That looks like an old E.T.(ya know, the movie?) toy that's burned melted.

[pie_man_25]

Originally Posted by jugglingfreak

Looks better than the "Alien autopsy" alien:




So it's good to see hoax production values going up..

+1 I think it's hilarious

[fenderhutz]

I just read another story where it was stuffed chicken skin painted to look like an alien. The guy had the cops called on him because someone reported it looked like barbecued infant.

How do we know what alien paint looks like and where is Benjamin Strange when the topic of BBQ infant comes up?

[Relic]

Awww..it's kinda cute, I want one!

[MJ5150]

All of you are laughing now at how funny this is since you think it's a fake. We'll see how many of you are laughing when the alien invasion starts.

Serenity now......................

-Mike

[Skitch it!]

I was wondering where he got to, he used to drink in the Fox and Hounds down the road

[bassrique]

Originally Posted by T-Bird

Hi.



Possibly..., but on a written text without a smiley, no. .



The said means of harm-causing-methods are usually only effective to other mammals, and more often than not, only to certain species. We are a bit narrow minded like that.

Even if we tried, we still couldn't match the "firepower" of the various germs that throughout the history have wiped out a huge percentage of the population from the face of the earth multiple times, saving only those immune to the said attack. Species and organisms that have been here millions of years before us and probably will be here millions of years after us.


BTW, one etc. is probably the Al Gore's grand invention manbea... eh internet? .

Regards
Sam

I need to use more emotocons, as my humor often does not translate.

If I may use a camping/hiking as an example, it is the small stuff [ants, ticks, flies, leeches, mosquitoes, cryptosporidium and giardia], that will get you before the lions tigers and bears.

[Febs]

Originally Posted by bassrique

If I may use a camping/hiking as an example, it is the small stuff [ants, ticks, flies, leeches, mosquitoes, cryptosporidium and giardia], that will get you before the lions tigers and bears.

Oh my!

[jmattbassplaya]

Originally Posted by Skitch it!

I was wondering where he got to, he used to drink in the Fox and Hounds down the road

lolz