Couple of malaprops came up over in "that" Rickenbacker thread and thought it might be good to share some - start it off, the ones we already had;
"Bone of contentment" - contention of course, from my wife's friend.
"Exasperate the situation" - for exacerbate.
From a show I was at today:
"In the event of a fire if we have to ejaculate the building " - Deliberate courtesy of Mr Brendan O'Carroll (Mrs Brown for UK and Irish members) so not strictly a malaprop but was buddy funny
So, anyone want to play?