Bored and drunk arts and crafts

[GeneralElectric]

I was bored and already drank most of my way through a bottle of Maker's Mark. Since I didn't feel like reading a book drunk and with nothing to do, I decided it was arts and crafts time. The goal was to spend $0 and use what I had at hand which isn't much.

Materials used:
-Bic Rollerball pen
-Extra thick computer paper
-Old and dried up Crayola paint

I realized I was going to miss Shark Week in NY with my friends and it brought a tear to my eye. I added some water to the Crayola paints and voila, they work again. Sorta. I only had yellow, light blue, black, white, red. I guess I should get credit for using every color.



I would've used macaroni but then I'd be drunk, hungry, and angry.

[jmattbassplaya]

I expect nothing but excellence from this thread. I would post my latest drunken work but I do have an exam at 8 in the morning (yes, it's nearly 3 here and I don't care).

[GeneralElectric]

It looks slightly better than this in real life. The flash wiped out the shark 'detail'

[jmattbassplaya]

Originally Posted by GeneralElectric

It looks slightly better than this in real life. The flash wiped out the shark 'detail'

Don't lie. Drunken friends need not lie to one another. We shall embrace the shark pic in all its glory and all its horror. The only thing that might be better than drunken art is drunken jams that were recorded. I got some of those saved somewhere. Before and 'after' recordings will be a must though.

[GeneralElectric]

Now taking requests. Running low on blue. I also found a green pen

[Chebass88]

Drink some more and show us your fingerpainting skills!

BTW, my avatar is some of my drunken arts & crafts. Weird clay figures.

[Omnipharious]

Originally Posted by Chebass88

Drink some more and show us your fingerpainting skills!

BTW, my avatar is some of my drunken arts & crafts. Weird clay figures.

+1

[bassteban]

Wasn't most of Van Gogh's work done on absinthe?

[Phalex]

I got really baked and made a pretty good reproduction of the Mona Lisa using macaroni and cheese, sriracha, and a hot dog.

But then I eated it......

[GeneralElectric]

Where'd you stick the hotdog?!

[Phalex]

Originally Posted by GeneralElectric

Where'd you stick the hotdog?!

You wanna PM?

[ShredderMaximus]

My "drunken arts and craft" project ended up with me having a poorly made self inflicted pentagram brand on my ankle and 2 inverted crosses on my knees....
Alcohol, the best anesthetic, not because it doesn't hurt, you just don't care.

[tastybasslines]

The fire coming out of the sharks mouth is pretty cool.

[MatticusMania]

I thought that was supposed to be blood.

[IconBasser]

psh, you're both wrong. He's vomiting pure scotch!

What part of "drunken arts and crafts" aren't you getting?

[jaywa]

I spent a long night with a bottle of Maker's Mark once.

And an even longer two days recovering from it.

[BogeyBass]

The last time i got drunk and got creative...

I decided to build a bass with 0 dollars and used random parts i had laying around the house.

Behold the mighty P.O.S

[MatticusMania]

Originally Posted by jaywa

I spent a long night with a bottle of Maker's Mark once.

And an even longer two days recovering from it.

My bachelor party encompassed a 2 liter bottle of Makers Mark and a lonf walk down the Vegas strip. Fortunately recovery time was only an hour, a shower, and a plate of nachos!

[BurningSkies]

Originally Posted by IconBasser

psh, you're both wrong. He's vomiting pure scotch!

I've vomited pure scotch before...well...it may have had a little sushi included...

[chaseman]

This sounds like an excuse for me to go get slightly trousered.