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08-06-2008, 10:21 AM
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Why do scrambled eggs smell like wet dog?
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08-06-2008, 10:22 AM
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You must be making them wrong.
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08-06-2008, 10:27 AM
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08-06-2008, 10:49 AM
|  | Registered Shmegistered Endorsing Artist : Genz Benz | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Chicago - LA | | Its so wierd..happens all the time too.
I scramble the eggs with just a little milk, add some fresh ground black pepper to taste.
And when I start to cook'em. They give off that wet doberman smell...
Oh, well...one of lifes mysteries I guess(sp)
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08-06-2008, 10:51 AM
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08-06-2008, 10:54 AM
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egg farts. Your dog needs a bath.
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08-06-2008, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by chicago_mike Why do scrambled eggs smell like wet dog? |
I've never smelt scrambled eggs that smell like wet dog. | 
08-06-2008, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Thor Eggs contain a fair amount of sulfur. Sulfur smells. So do
egg farts. Your dog needs a bath. | 
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08-06-2008, 11:10 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toronto, ON | | | maybe add a little more ground pepper, and use a little bit less freshly bathed doberman.
Bon Apetit.
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08-06-2008, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by EricF More important question...why does your dog smell like scrambled eggs?  | well, in my case, I actually make scrambled eggs for my 2 basset hounds every morning. I feel bad that they get kibble for food everyday, so i like to give them a treat. besides, their coats have never looked healthier.
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08-06-2008, 11:33 AM
|  | Registered Shmegistered Endorsing Artist : Genz Benz | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Chicago - LA | | But..... I dont have a dog....
Im tellin you guys, this is some wierd sh!t.
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08-06-2008, 11:49 AM
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08-06-2008, 12:15 PM
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08-06-2008, 12:16 PM
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08-06-2008, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by peterbright Are you related to Sarah Silverman? | Or Matt Damon?
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08-06-2008, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by TheDarkReaver | that's the funniest thing i've seen today.
still laughing.
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08-06-2008, 04:38 PM
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How old is your dog? | 
08-06-2008, 06:21 PM
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08-06-2008, 06:29 PM
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08-06-2008, 06:35 PM
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