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Old 08-06-2008, 10:21 AM
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Why do scrambled eggs smell like wet dog?
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You must be making them wrong.
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Old 08-06-2008, 10:27 AM
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More important question...why does your dog smell like scrambled eggs?
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Old 08-06-2008, 10:49 AM
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Its so wierd..happens all the time too.

I scramble the eggs with just a little milk, add some fresh ground black pepper to taste.

And when I start to cook'em. They give off that wet doberman smell...

Oh, well...one of lifes mysteries I guess(sp)
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Old 08-06-2008, 10:51 AM
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This already has the potential for the HOF! lol!
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Old 08-06-2008, 10:54 AM
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Eggs contain a fair amount of sulfur. Sulfur smells. So do
egg farts. Your dog needs a bath.
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Why do scrambled eggs smell like wet dog?


I've never smelt scrambled eggs that smell like wet dog.
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Old 08-06-2008, 11:03 AM
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Eggs contain a fair amount of sulfur. Sulfur smells. So do
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maybe add a little more ground pepper, and use a little bit less freshly bathed doberman.

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Old 08-06-2008, 11:17 AM
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More important question...why does your dog smell like scrambled eggs?
well, in my case, I actually make scrambled eggs for my 2 basset hounds every morning. I feel bad that they get kibble for food everyday, so i like to give them a treat. besides, their coats have never looked healthier.
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Old 08-06-2008, 11:33 AM
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But..... I dont have a dog....

Im tellin you guys, this is some wierd sh!t.
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maybe they're dog eggs.
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Those weren't eggs.

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Old 08-06-2008, 12:28 PM
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Are you related to Sarah Silverman?
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that's the funniest thing i've seen today.

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Old 08-06-2008, 04:38 PM
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How old are these eggs?

How old is your dog?
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Try trimming your nose hairs.
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most likely because ur pan is still dirty from the time i used it to cook up your pooch
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Old 08-06-2008, 06:35 PM
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Tell your dog to stop porking the roosters.
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