Aliens invading Uranus!
The intergalactic council of scientists recently discovered that Uranus, and maybe mankind itself, is in great peril!!!
Dr. Jenkins, a world reknowned expert on all matters concerning Uranus, states, "Apparently the Aliens need the Methane gas which there is an abundance thereof in Uranus. Alas, now I fear it is only a matter of time before the aliens realize that we, as humans, and like many animals of the Earth, expel methane."
"The repurcussions would be horrible...", admits Dr. Jooneyfer, "Today Uranus, tomorrow...who knows?"
"The only solution I can foresee is we must create a flatulance forcefield (trademark) which makes a persons flatulance invisible to aliens because they can only see in certain wavelentghs." hypothesised Dr. Feelgood.
"What??? That's a stupid idea you idiot! A Flatulance Forcefield!?!?!? What are you gonna think of next, peanut butter bread? Oh Gawd I can't understand why the coucil made you a member! I kept telling them it was a mistake, but NOOOOOOOOOO, they didn't listen to me!" retorted Dr. Jooneyfer.
"I'M SORRY, I"M SORRY, Booooo, Hoooooo, Hoooooo..." cryed Dr. Feelgood, "I knew it was stupid too, I just didn't know what else to do, awww booo hoooo hoooo..."
"Well snap ot of it boy, we aint got all day you know." demanded Jooneyfer...
With tensions mounting in the council chambers the World awaits an answer! In the mean time call your friends, call your family, spread the word, Today Uranus, tomorrow the World!!!