Bret Michaels, not again!

Surly · #1 01-24-2009, 09:19 PM

So I'm flipping the channels and I see yet another Rock of Love. I really thought this crap ended! Bret doesn't like the women who bought Poision albums back in the 80's anymore. Good thing there's all these young ones willing to embarass themselves on television. I'd rather watch Maki's show.

gold_member_321 · #2 01-25-2009, 12:32 AM

The first of this genre of shows (Flavor of Love) was the only one that held my attention past the first commercial.
It seems the women who come out for these shows just get sluttier and uglier and its gotten to the point where every
episode is like a rerun. Everyone gets trashed and someone gets a plate thrown at their head and everyone cries and complains.

Bring Flav back and I MIGHT watch it, but I think the rest have kind of ruined it for me.

And true that to watching Makis show, I DVR it.

Deluge Of Sound · #3 01-25-2009, 12:35 AM

I was kind of hoping they'd make a spin-off with Leonard Nimoy and call it

Spock Of Love

gold_member_321 · #4 01-25-2009, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Deluge Of Sound

I was kind of hoping they'd make a spin-off with Leonard Nimoy and call it

Spock Of Love

now THAT would be entertaining.

tycobb73 · #5 01-25-2009, 10:17 AM

Let's look at Bret's view:

I get to sleep with 25 slutty women and make money while doing it.

Spector_Ray · #6 01-25-2009, 10:30 AM

Let's look at the girls' view:

I get my face on tv and maybe I'll get "discovered" by Heff or some other sugar daddy and live on easy street for the rest of my life. It's a win-win situation!

Unrepresented · #7 01-25-2009, 11:29 AM

Bret Michaels was just a pretty face. Now he doesn't even have that anymore.

I think a petition should be drafted to make him permanently remove all head coverings for all future public appearances.

gold_member_321 · #8 01-25-2009, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Unrepresented

Bret Michaels was just a pretty face. Now he doesn't even have that anymore.

I think a petition should be drafted to make him permanently remove all head coverings for all future public appearances.

I'd sign it.

scottyd · #9 01-25-2009, 11:47 AM

Gotta wonder whats under that do rag!

Unrepresented · #10 01-25-2009, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by scottyd

Gotta wonder whats under that do rag!

"My hair is combined of my hair and the finest extensions Europe has to offer."

-Bret Michaels

Baryonyx · #11 01-25-2009, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by gold_member_321

It seems the women who come out for these shows just get sluttier and uglier and its gotten to the point where every
episode is like a rerun.

What exactly are these shows about?

Brad Barker · #12 01-25-2009, 01:29 PM

well, i would get on your case about creating a repeat thread, but apparently the same thing happened with me for lost season 5.

Rock of Love 3

Bassslayer69 · #13 01-25-2009, 01:38 PM

Well at least he looks better than THIS guy!

Brad Barker · #14 01-25-2009, 02:10 PM

i thought it was awesome when, in last week's episode, one of the girls is caught on a cellphone, saying that she doesn't respect bret as a person, he wears extensions, and, in so many words, is ugly. (have you seen how much make up he uses!!!?!)

i honestly don't understand how all the other girls haven't been caught saying that. i wish the girl just admitted to saying it because, well, it's the truth!

like always, i'm rooting for the seemingly decent girls to get eliminated so they don't have to have the misfortune of "winning."

J. Crawford · #15 01-25-2009, 07:41 PM

Flavor of Maki.

Rock of Maki.

I Love Maki.

None of the about have that ring about it...

MJ5150 · #16 01-25-2009, 11:53 PM

I heard today he is coming to the big casino in this area where all the has-beens play. The gig is in May, right after Pat Benatar, but before Rick Springfield. I wonder if he is dragging along his stable of ho's with him.

-Mike

Brad Barker · #17 01-26-2009, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MJ5150

I heard today he is coming to the big casino in this area where all the has-beens play. The gig is in May, right after Pat Benatar, but before Rick Springfield. I wonder if he is dragging along his stable of ho's with him.

-Mike

pretty sure the series has been taped for a while now.

MJ5150 · #18 01-26-2009, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Brad Barker

pretty sure the series has been taped for a while now.

Maybe so, but you know there is going to be a Rock of Love IV next.

-Mike

selfblessed · #19 01-26-2009, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Surly

So I'm flipping the channels and I see yet another Rock of Love. I really thought this crap ended! Bret doesn't like the women who bought Poision albums back in the 80's anymore. Good thing there's all these young ones willing to embarass themselves on television. I'd rather watch Maki's show.

This happened to me last night and I puked a little in my mouth. Now it could have been the 20 Sparks that I downed after my 30 mile bike ride. Im not sure.

Deluge Of Sound · #20 01-26-2009, 09:55 PM

VH1's Cock Of Love?