Can you explain this?

[clockworkwar]

On my blog I wrote a post that asks the readers to explain what they see - and what they see is an un-explainable picture.

Here is the post: http://www.rosshetherington.com/?p=234

Can you explain what's going on?

(This might be considered as spam if so sorry - it is un-intentional; Just I want to see what people come up with for the picture.)

[Valerus]

Uhh..

[Bryan316]

There MUST be massive amounts of photoshop, alcohol, and frat-house inside jokes, to have produced this image.

[hbarcat]

I can explain exactly what's going on in that picture. I can also tell you that the explanation is of vital importance to you and to your family and friends.



I will explain it to you if you transfer $100 to my Paypal account within 24 hours. PM me for further instructions.

[username n/a]

You’re assuming the van went down the hill… no tracks suggesting that and the bushes are still intact. Therefore, the UPS truck was actually going up the hill. Sorry, but there are no romantic connections between the young man and the sewing machine. He is in fact overprepared for the prom and hopes to avoid the same embarassment his father suffered when his pants split while doing the funky chicken.

[Disraeli Gears]

It's simple.. The sewing machine is really just plastic casing containing cocaine. The guy carrying it is simply wearing a suit to make him look like he's not involved in the drug deal. The UPS worker is really just an incredibly stupid dealer who saw his customer and ended up running off the road to get the drugs to him.

[Jeremy Crockett]

It's okay. Not nearly as cool as this one though:

[Disraeli Gears]

Even Darth Vader needs water.. And I figure, being the arrogant kind of guy he is, he'd want to get top quality filtered ocean water bottled at the source.

[MakiSupaStar]

Here is the explanation folks.



First off the cops are drinking buddies with the FedEx guy. They're standing around around waiting for this singing telegram dork with the sewing machine to go and deliver his singing telegram about how some sexy asian chick sewed some dudes heart back together after she broke it. Unfortunately the guy paying for this dude to sing to his chick is going to have his heart broken once again because his sexy asian chick is going to hump this guys brains out when she sees a dude in a tuxedo with a sewing machine. That's secret code for hump my head off amidst asian chick circles. So when this guy leaves to get his head humped off, the cops and the fed ex dude are going to ghost ride this fed ex truck (which funny enough happens to have some a few bass combo amps packed with children's inflatable o-rings in the back) backwards down this hill. They'll take bets on who can get it to land standing up first. My money goes on the fed ex driver simply because he's got more experience than the other guys at driving this thing. However, the cops can drink him under the table.

[Chriss62]

Originally Posted by OctoberMooN

It's okay. Not nearly as cool as this one though:

So very awesome! Where do you guys find this stuff?