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05-14-2009, 10:39 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: West Side SA | | | Can you guys make me laugh?
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I lost my job.
Make me laugh, i'll make it up to you some day.
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"The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear"
Mark Wilson is the greatest
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05-14-2009, 10:40 PM
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"The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear"
Mark Wilson is the greatest
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05-14-2009, 10:42 PM
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05-14-2009, 10:44 PM
|  | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | |
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania  Strange to say it... but Perry is a man who understands. | Quote:
Originally Posted by macaroni tony Back in the day, I thought I was hard. I think we all know I was pretty much lying to myself  | |
05-14-2009, 10:49 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: West Side SA | | | good start
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"The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear"
Mark Wilson is the greatest
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05-14-2009, 10:49 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | I texted "show me your boobs" to my friends mom. Again. This is like the third time.  |
05-14-2009, 10:50 PM
| | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | |
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania Strange to say it... but Perry is a man who understands. | Quote:
Originally Posted by macaroni tony Back in the day, I thought I was hard. I think we all know I was pretty much lying to myself | |
05-14-2009, 10:50 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: West Side SA | | nice, maki!
no pics, no friend's mom
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"The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear"
Mark Wilson is the greatest
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05-14-2009, 10:53 PM
| | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar I texted "show me your boobs" to my friends mom. Again. This is like the third time. | Thief. 
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania Strange to say it... but Perry is a man who understands. | Quote:
Originally Posted by macaroni tony Back in the day, I thought I was hard. I think we all know I was pretty much lying to myself | |
05-14-2009, 10:56 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | Well she didn't send me any pics, nor would you or I want to see the boobs of my friends mom. |
05-14-2009, 11:28 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric618 Thief. | Lmao. Actually, I didn't. This is legit. For some reason, her number is right by the other number in my address book and well... I'd rather not go into the details. |
05-14-2009, 11:41 PM
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05-14-2009, 11:46 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Finland (Northern Europe) | | | Hi.
Sorry to hear about it man, hope You'll get another job soon.
Here's something I cheered one badly bullied bassplayer up with when doing sound back in the day:
Q: Why are the bassplayer jokes always so short?
A: So the guitarists could understand the jokes and drummers could be able to tell them.
Regards
Sam |
05-15-2009, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by mike_v_s You're getting laid and you guys are still bitching? | |
05-15-2009, 12:10 AM
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05-15-2009, 01:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Relic Yes, you look like the pizza, dammit. Now get back to work!:D | Quote:
Originally Posted by macaroni tony You're a very handsome man :D | |
05-15-2009, 01:09 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Istanbul | | | A woman has three daughters, Rose, Daisy, and Concrete Block.
One day Rose said to her mom, "Mom, why did you and dad name me Rose?"
The mother replied "well, on the day you were born, a rose petal floated through the window and landed on your forehead, so we decided to name you Rose."
The next day Daisy came up to her mom and said "mom, why did you and dad name me Daisy?"
"Well Daisy, on the day you were born, a daisy petal came through your window and landed on your forehead and so we decided to name you Daisy."
The next day, concrete block came up to her mom and said "DUHURRRRR!!!"
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Originally Posted by Relic Yes, you look like the pizza, dammit. Now get back to work!:D | Quote:
Originally Posted by macaroni tony You're a very handsome man :D | |
05-15-2009, 01:13 AM
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Endorsing Artist: SWR Amplifiers | | Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Sydney, Australia | | | A man goes to the zoo.
But there was only one dog.
It was a shitzu. |
05-15-2009, 01:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Relic Yes, you look like the pizza, dammit. Now get back to work!:D | Quote:
Originally Posted by macaroni tony You're a very handsome man :D | |
05-15-2009, 04:24 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lincolnshire, UK | | | A man walks into a bar...
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