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Old 02-22-2011, 04:40 PM
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1. Everyone thinks we say "eh" all the time, but we really don't, eh!

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How does it feel to just be the coonskin cap of a real country?

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Old 02-22-2011, 04:46 PM
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How does it feel to just be the coonskin cap of a real country?
Does that make Alaska the tail?
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You forgot about Milk in plastic bags!!!!!
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Does that make Alaska the tail?
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No, that just makes Alaska the Russian observing point.
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Does that make Alaska the tail?
No, they're the price tag.
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You forgot about Milk in plastic bags!!!!!
Ar? I've got to check out this place they call...."Canada"
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Old 02-22-2011, 04:50 PM
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You forgot about Milk in plastic bags!!!!!
Oh yeah, we don't do that around here. That's a strange Ontario thing...
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Old 02-22-2011, 04:52 PM
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Oh yeah, we don't do that around here. That's a strange Ontario thing...
Wait, you mean that Ontario is in Canada??
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Old 02-22-2011, 04:54 PM
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Bullcrap. I just went to the Ontario Mills shopping mall. I know Canada is more than a 55 minute drive away from my house
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USA! USA! USA! USA! WHAT? YEAH!
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Wait, you mean that Ontario is in Canada??
to ontari-ites canook begins and ends in ontaria.....
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French fries and gravy. Brilliant!
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French fries and gravy. Brilliant!
We invented french fries and gravy??
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No, its off the 10 freeway, about 25 minutes from home!
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Old 02-22-2011, 05:21 PM
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Old 02-22-2011, 05:26 PM
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No, they're the price tag.
So does that mean when we buy/takeover Canada we're gonna rip off Alaska and throw it in the trash? Or are we gonna leave it on so we can wear the Canada-hat and get a refund the day before the warranty runs out? Either way thats...



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We invented french fries and gravy??
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