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02-28-2008, 10:00 PM
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The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
50º Fahrenheit (10 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.
35º Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.
32º Fahrenheit (0 C)
American water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.
0º Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60º Fahrenheit (-51 C)
Mt.. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100º Fahrenheit (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173º Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460º Fahrenheit (-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "Cold eh?"
-500º Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Leafs win the Stanley Cup. |
02-28-2008, 10:02 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Listowel/KW Ontario | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Wilson  The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
50º Fahrenheit (10 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.
35º Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.
32º Fahrenheit (0 C)
American water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.
0º Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60º Fahrenheit (-51 C)
Mt.. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100º Fahrenheit (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173º Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460º Fahrenheit (-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "Cold eh?"
-500º Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Leafs win the Stanley Cup. | That's about right.
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02-28-2008, 10:25 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Moose Jaw, SK, Canada | | | I'm alright with the cold as long as it isn't windy.
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02-28-2008, 10:34 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Wellington, New Zealand | | | ha you guys get snow
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02-28-2008, 10:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Listowel/KW Ontario | | Quote:
Originally Posted by vindy500 ha you guys get snow | Ha, you pay out your bum for nice bass equipment.
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02-28-2008, 10:37 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wantagh, New York | | | I like Canada.
Canada I like. |
02-28-2008, 10:38 PM
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02-29-2008, 03:41 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Toronto, Canada | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Wilson The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
50º Fahrenheit (10 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.
35º Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.
32º Fahrenheit (0 C)
American water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.
0º Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60º Fahrenheit (-51 C)
Mt.. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100º Fahrenheit (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173º Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460º Fahrenheit (-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "Cold eh?"
-500º Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Leafs win the Stanley Cup. | BRILLIANT!!!!
hahahahahahaha
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02-29-2008, 04:34 AM
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02-29-2008, 05:17 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Finland | | | Oh... I've only seen the Finnish temperature scale and various versions of it. Here's one:
The Finnish temperature scale
+15 C
(It hardly ever gets warmer than this in Finland, so this is where we’ll start.)
The Spaniards put on their coats, gloves and woolly hats.
The Finns are sunbathing.
+10 C
The French are trying to turn on the heating.
The Finns are planting flowers in their gardens.
+5 C
Italian cars won’t start.
The Finns are still driving convertibles.
0 C
Distilled water freezes.
The water in the river Vantaanjoki gets a bit thicker.
-5 C
The Californians are shivering.
The Finns are grilling the last sausages before winter.
-10 C
English landowners turn on the heating at last.
The Finns put on their long-sleeved shirts.
-20 C
The Australians are fleeing Mallorca.
The Finns at last stop celebrating the Midsummer since the summer is beginning to turn into autumn.
-30 C
The Greeks die of cold and vanish from the earth.
The Finns begin to dry their clothes indoors.
-40 C
Paris falls apart because of the frost.
The Finns are queueing at the grill kiosk.
-50 C
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.
The Finnish army is postponing the “Winter Survival Camp” until it gets cold enough.
-60 C
The fell Korvatunturi freezes. (This is where Santa Claus lives in Lapland.)
The Finns rent a couple of video films.
-70 C
The fake Santa Claus flees the North Pole.
The Finns get frustrated because they can no longer cool their spirits outdoors.
The Finnish army now leaves for the Winter Survival Camp.
-183 C
Finnish cows complain about the cold hands of the milking women.
-273 C
ALL movement in atom level stops.
The Finns start talking like “It feels ****ing cold here, doesn’t it?!”
-300 C
Hell freezes over. Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest.
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Well, Hell has probably frozen because we won the Eurovision in 2006...
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04-20-2008, 10:47 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Syracuse, NY | | | bumpage |
04-20-2008, 10:54 PM
|  | NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN! | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada | | | It's pretty good, and true to a certain degree. I mean, the first day it hit 5C here, I was out in my t shirt with my window down in the car. |
04-20-2008, 10:58 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Calgary, AB, Canada | | Thats awesome  And so true. Although the last couple days over here have been terrible. So much snow 
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04-20-2008, 11:02 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Indiana | | | What is all of this aboot? |
04-20-2008, 11:26 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Ventura County | | | 60 Degree Fahrenheit Canadian dies from third degree burns to the skin.
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04-20-2008, 11:29 PM
| | NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN! | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada | | That's my favorite myth about Canada--that it's only cold here. Summers here regularly get to 35+, up to 40 with the humidex, sometimes past (although not extremely often where I live).
100+ to you Americans.  |
04-20-2008, 11:32 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada | | | Fun fact about Alberta weather: It changes every five god damned minutes!! It hit 27 above last sunday, and It snowed about half a foor here yesterday. I just dont get this place at all. |
04-20-2008, 11:49 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Pittsburgh | | Quote:
Originally Posted by iamlowsound Ha, you pay out your bum for nice bass equipment.
lowsound | Ha, your milk comes in a bag. |
04-20-2008, 11:57 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada | | | ............. I've never had milk in a bag..... |
04-21-2008, 07:38 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dartmouth, Canada | | | Neither have I. I've never even seen it in a bag... | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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