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Old 06-03-2010, 09:16 AM
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Old 06-03-2010, 09:18 AM
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Yup, We are all getting old. I HATE getting AARP letters in the mail.
She still looks GOOD!
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Old 06-03-2010, 09:25 AM
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I've done worse. I've actually met her, and she's much hotter in person.
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Old 06-03-2010, 09:29 AM
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I've done worse. I've actually met her, and she's much hotter in person.
She has lousy taste in men...... You shoulda tried harder.
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Old 06-03-2010, 09:42 AM
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Wow, she turned 50 in April. Still looks great.
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Old 06-03-2010, 09:47 AM
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Old 06-03-2010, 09:49 AM
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She certainly is great looking. However, I know few people who did construction work at the Van Halen home in Malibu, CA years ago. She treats people like crap.
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Old 06-03-2010, 09:51 AM
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She certainly is great looking. However, I know few people who did construction work at the Van Halen home in Malibu, CA years ago. She treats people like crap.
Wow. I experienced the total opposite. I delivered Eddie Van Halen's Lamborghini SUV thing to their house, and she invited me in and gave me a soda for the road. She was very smiley and sexy as all hell.
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Old 06-03-2010, 10:05 AM
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Wow. I experienced the total opposite. I delivered Eddie Van Halen's Lamborghini SUV thing to their house, and she invited me in and gave me a soda for the road. She was very smiley and sexy as all hell.
I don't know. Maybe you caught her on a good day. Maybe it's just the Maki-magic The people I know were doing work on the VH's bad-@$$ custom swimming pool. She was picky, b****y, and downright rude for the whole process.
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Yeah, do you suppose Eddie's pickup line was "Hey, when you gonna let me "tap-hammer on-pull off-tap" that?

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Yeah, do you suppose Eddie's pickup line was "Hey, when you gonna let me "tap-hammer on-pull off-tap" that?

Ok, that was weak.
haha, I'm going to have to tell my guitarist that one. I hope he will understand it...
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She's exactly a year younger than I. She's still hot (and I'm not). But AARP? Gaaahhhh … I need to run away to some place of sanity …
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AARP or not; bitchy/nasty/rude/mean or not....

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I don't know. Maybe you caught her on a good day. Maybe it's just the Maki-magic The people I know were doing work on the VH's bad-@$$ custom swimming pool. She was picky, b****y, and downright rude for the whole process.
but to be fair you never really know what went on before that.....it could very well be that the contractor was being sloppy,or over charging,or what ever,and the result was a negative attitude toward the crew.....just because you are famous does not mean you are not subject to the same kinds of things as everyone else who hires contractors....

i once visited my mom ,who was having words with her neighbors fence crew,and it took the threat of a lawsuit to convince them that part of that fence was on my mom's property.....
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I'm with Maki on this. When I lived in So. Cal I did a lot of custom work on Eddie's Harley back in the early eighty's, even took a couple of rides to the Rock Store with them. She was always sweet as pie, he was, well, a rock star. She looked sooooo good hanging on the back of that Harley, I almost went off the road a couple of times!
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Old 06-03-2010, 10:40 AM
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She's still hot at 50, and retired to boot.

Double win.

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Old 06-03-2010, 10:52 AM
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but to be fair you never really know what went on before that.....it could very well be that the contractor was being sloppy,or over charging,or what ever,and the result was a negative attitude toward the crew.....just because you are famous does not mean you are not subject to the same kinds of things as everyone else who hires contractors....

i once visited my mom ,who was having words with her neighbors fence crew,and it took the threat of a lawsuit to convince them that part of that fence was on my mom's property.....
I hear what you're saying, and it's certainly a possibility for anyone, regarless of celebrity status, to have issues with contractors. However, this was a crew from my company, and one of our subcontractors. These are people I know, and are familiar with how they do their work. Being that we were the low bidder for the work, price wouldn't have been the issue. Granted, she may have been pissed off about other things going on in her life and just venting it on our guys. I was just realying an experience from people I know who have dealt with her.

All that said, she's still gawdamn H-O-T!! But, as the saying goes, no matter how hot she is, someone is sick of her ****.
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However, I know few people who did construction work at the Van Halen home in Malibu, CA years ago.

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Old 06-03-2010, 11:55 AM
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I hear what you're saying, and it's certainly a possibility for anyone, regarless of celebrity status, to have issues with contractors. However, this was a crew from my company, and one of our subcontractors. These are people I know, and are familiar with how they do their work. Being that we were the low bidder for the work, price wouldn't have been the issue. Granted, she may have been pissed off about other things going on in her life and just venting it on our guys. I was just realying an experience from people I know who have dealt with her.

All that said, she's still gawdamn H-O-T!! But, as the saying goes, no matter how hot she is, someone is sick of her ****.
anyone can have an off day.....and yes she is hot,even for la.....
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