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07-03-2009, 05:58 PM
|  | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | | Be careful with your kitchen knives, kids...
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Well, I had a 1:00 tee time today, and was trying to get fresh guacamole made for a party here later tonight. I got the avocados, tomatoes, red onion, and cilantro all cut up (albeit rushed) with no problems.
... On comes the pepper. I was running super late and try to blow through it. It's only a tiny, harmless pepper, right? Well, in my sloppy cutting with my ridiculously sharp Santoku knife, I sliced some of my damn fingernail clean off. This thing almost bled like I sliced my jugular. Amazing. Well, I was late for my tee time, and got crushed in the round... And ruined my khakis with blood stains.
Anywho, no pics, no slice. These are from hours later, post shower...  
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07-03-2009, 06:02 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Madison, NJ | | Ouch. Those Santoku knives are ridiculously sharp, but I love mine.
But I usually try to keep my fingers out of the way 
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07-03-2009, 06:06 PM
|  | Drunk on power... and beer | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Co. Kerry, Ireland. | | I blame Golf entirely.
Seriously, sorry to hear what happend dude, I know what missing a lump of your finger is like, and what it'll do to your playing, be it bass, golf, or w/e. 
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07-03-2009, 06:06 PM
| | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | Quote:
Originally Posted by tplyons ...But I usually try to keep my fingers out of the way | 
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Originally Posted by macaroni tony Back in the day, I thought I was hard. I think we all know I was pretty much lying to myself | |
07-03-2009, 06:07 PM
| | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkstrike I blame Golf entirely.
Seriously, sorry to hear what happend dude, I know what missing a lump of your finger is like, and what it'll do to your playing, be it bass, golf, or w/e. | Luckily I'm not gigging rt. now. That would have been bad. Index finger on my left hand. Whew!
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07-03-2009, 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Eric618 | Does that mean you're back home in Scranton?
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07-03-2009, 06:09 PM
| | Drunk on power... and beer | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Co. Kerry, Ireland. | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric618 Luckily I'm not gigging rt. now. That would have been bad. Index finger on my left hand. Whew! | Yeah, for sure, that would have been disasterous.
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07-03-2009, 06:09 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles | | That'll leave a mark. |
07-03-2009, 06:16 PM
| | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | Quote:
Originally Posted by tplyons Does that mean you're back home in Scranton? | Sure does. Came home a few weeks ago. Going to do my Doctorate here. Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkstrike Yeah, for sure, that would have been disasterous. | I'm a hack with all of my fingers. Losing that one woulda been ugly!  Quote:
Originally Posted by Stumbo That'll leave a mark. | Luckily, said mark will be hidden by nail!
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07-03-2009, 06:19 PM
| | Drunk on power... and beer | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Co. Kerry, Ireland. | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric618 I'm a hack with all of my fingers. Losing that one woulda been ugly! | Hahah, I'm in the same boat, its tricky enough when I'm fully functioning!
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07-03-2009, 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Eric618 Sure does. Came home a few weeks ago. Going to do my Doctorate here. | Sounds awesome. Where are you studying and what are you getting your Doctorate in?
I'll be working up your way in Hackettstown... we should grab a beer or six sometime.
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07-03-2009, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Eric618 Luckily, said mark will be hidden by nail! | Sorry Eric, but I'd be willing to bet you'll always have a reminder of that one. I have three kinda odd looking fingernails. Two are from my broken fingers in December '07, and the other is from tearing one off about 15 years ago. That ones starting to look a bit more normal now, though. Regardless, good luck w/ the healing.
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07-03-2009, 07:14 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Nothing a bandaid and a second glove couldn't cover. I think this thread is a veiled attempt to brag about the fact that you have friends and that you're gonna have a party so you can look cool. The finger is just a ploy to give you a goto topic when you're failing with the ladies. |
07-03-2009, 07:17 PM
| | Drunk on power... and beer | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Co. Kerry, Ireland. | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar The finger is just a ploy to give you a goto topic when you're failing with the ladies. | *gets knife* 
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07-03-2009, 07:27 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Jambi | | "AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!" 
But in all seriousness, that sucks  .
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07-03-2009, 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Darkstrike *gets knife* | *gets katana*
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07-03-2009, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Stickk *gets katana* | *gets viking longsword*
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07-03-2009, 08:12 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | *gets a chick* |
07-03-2009, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar *gets a chick* | What are you gonna cut with that? Jeez. Didn't you take ANY standardized tests in school?
Question 1) Which one of these things is not like the others?
The first two items were things that cut or slice, NOT things every fifth TBer needs advice to get.
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EDIT: Uh, sorry about the finger, Eric. If you plan on showing that to a girl, make sure you don't mention that you suffered it while making guacamole.
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07-03-2009, 08:30 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by mike_v_s What are you gonna cut with that? Jeez. Didn't you take ANY standardized tests in school?
Question 1) Which one of these things is not like the others?
The first two items were things that cut or slice, NOT things every fifth TBer needs advice to get.
Mike
EDIT: Uh, sorry about the finger, Eric. If you plan on showing that to a girl, make sure you don't mention that you suffered it while making guacamole. | In order to prevent any accidents, I like my tools curvy and sexy without a lot of sharp edges. It takes a long time cutting things, but they're great for screwing things.
Eric, You might also want to reassure her that you have nine other fingers at her disposal that are free of festering sores. That usually gets em all hot and bothered.
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