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12-04-2011, 07:37 AM
|  | Basement Clef | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Below Ground, Detroit area | | | Cat Puke
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Why does it seem cats puke mostly at night? Why is it that only the husband hears the cat puke?
How can cat puke be so well concealed? Yet many times, one can walk past it not realizing 'I almost stepped in that!?
Other times, you find it by stepping in it. Many times, even after a thorough sweep of the perimeter, you don't find it until days later when it's all dry & crusty?
Why do we even have cats? Seems so much bother!
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12-04-2011, 08:27 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: South Florida | | We had 2 cats for over a 30 year time span. The memory of dirty litter boxes and the cat peeing in my old sneakers makes me laugh. Outdoor cats are better since they do their business outside. You keep it because you love it. Now, I have cat pictures and the remains of one cat in my house, I say keep the cat for as long as you can ...You will miss it if you give it up too soon.  | 
12-04-2011, 08:40 AM
|  | Registered User Endorsing Artist: see profile | | Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: toms_river.nj.us | | what's worse is a 100+ lbs dog that ALWAYS hears the cat puke and immediately lifts his head, sniffs in the air for a second, and then races you to clean it up  | 
12-04-2011, 08:51 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wantagh, New York | | I sure do have a past with cat puke. It was quite the business to have to clean up. Luckily my two cats always tended to do it in somewhat open areas... when my older cat reached around 20 years, that's when he started pooping in the most random spots. A much more sordid affair if I do say so myself.
Funny story. When I went to college I got a new smaller rig, so my half-stack stayed at home in the basement (where my older cat stayed). I don't think I noticed for at least a year, but when I got home for the summer and saw my half-stack, there was a ton of cat puke randomly splashed on the cabinet. No clue how it got there in that pattern (though I have my theories). One of my former guitarists who is a classic metalhead saw the cabinet at practice and immediately coined the phrase, "Cat puke is f'in metal". Yes, that is actually cat puke. | 
12-04-2011, 09:20 AM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | My cat's pretty good. She'll yak up a furball once in a great while but the worst is my dog... I have no clue why, but when she's going to yak, she'll ALWAYS, INEVITABLY, 100% go for the carpet. In a house that is mostly hardwood and tile floors we only have one carpeted room and one room with an area carpet. Aiming for a carpet takes work..Despite being yelled at for staining the carpet, rewarded and praised for the rare time she misses the carpet, she always goes for it regardless. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
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12-04-2011, 09:35 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Takoma Park, MD (DC) | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Sonic_Death "Cat puke is f'in metal". |  \m/  | 
12-04-2011, 09:54 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Campbell, KaliFornia | | | Ah, cat puke...... My floors are stained with it. My bed spread, a little bit, too. My fave is when they barf near the litter box.
Just barf in the damn box. Please! You are right there. I will clean it up immediately, I promise. But NO.............
And I usually get to clean it up. Which make sense, seeing as I am the only boy in the place.
Oy.
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12-04-2011, 09:57 AM
|  | The Funkfather Endorsing Artist: Kohlman Bassworks | | Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Hampton Roads, Virginia | | | Lately my cat has been puking almost daily! Not sure what's going on. Also just noticed she was on toip of one of my cabs! I saw some of her broken/old nails on it! | 
12-04-2011, 11:07 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Lake Charles, La. | | | I woke up this morning thinking that someone should start a thread about cat puke. My cat usually goes with "projectile vomiting" to get coverage on as large an area as possible. He can really hurl it out there and seems pleased with the results.
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12-04-2011, 11:26 AM
| | GOLD Supporting Member | | Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Oregon (Southern) | | | I have two dogs. It's a self contained system. One pukes, the other "cleans it up"....
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12-04-2011, 12:50 PM
|  | I'm only here for the Afterparty | | Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: San Diego | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Sonic_Death I sure do have a past with cat puke. It was quite the business to have to clean up. Luckily my two cats always tended to do it in somewhat open areas... when my older cat reached around 20 years, that's when he started pooping in the most random spots. A much more sordid affair if I do say so myself.
Funny story. When I went to college I got a new smaller rig, so my half-stack stayed at home in the basement (where my older cat stayed). I don't think I noticed for at least a year, but when I got home for the summer and saw my half-stack, there was a ton of cat puke randomly splashed on the cabinet. No clue how it got there in that pattern (though I have my theories). One of my former guitarists who is a classic metalhead saw the cabinet at practice and immediately coined the phrase, "Cat puke is f'in metal". Yes, that is actually cat puke. | How big of a cat do you have? that's a lot!!
One of mine that passed away last year had a thyroid issue causing him to drink a boatload of water and then find the worst place in the house to leave a projectile-style 3-4 ft sq puddle. He did this about twice a week until we had him diagnosed.
Any cat owners, if your cat does do this (it usually happens when they get older) this is a thyroid condition that can be tempered with daily meds. I know it's a hassle but if you love your pet, i say do it.
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12-04-2011, 12:51 PM
|  | I'm only here for the Afterparty | | Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: San Diego | | Quote:
Originally Posted by shadowtippy I woke up this morning thinking that someone should start a thread about cat puke. My cat usually goes with "projectile vomiting" to get coverage on as large an area as possible. He can really hurl it out there and seems pleased with the results. | This might be what i was referring to in the post above. Have your cat checked for thyroid irregularities. Seriously.
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12-04-2011, 12:53 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New Hampshire | | | My cat usually pukes where we can see it, and actually tries to get it on the kitchen floor or other non-carpet area. Usually it's just a hairball.
Though with my last cat by marriage, there were a few times where I didn't find it until about a week later. Once was while she was sitting on the back of the couch and proceeded to heave all over the top and down the back. Getting dried puke off leather isn't easy.
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12-04-2011, 02:19 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ottawa, ontario, canada | | | Oops , thought this was a new " Genre " thread. | 
12-04-2011, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by fraublugher Oops , thought this was a new " Genre " thread. | Cat puke core.
Awesome!
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12-04-2011, 02:34 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Saint John, NB, Canada | | Oh, so that's what the kids call "metal" these days? 
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12-04-2011, 03:04 PM
|  | The Funkfather Endorsing Artist: Kohlman Bassworks | | Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Hampton Roads, Virginia | | Quote:
Originally Posted by fraublugher Oops , thought this was a new " Genre " thread. | Ha! Puke-Core (in reference to another thread)! | 
12-04-2011, 03:09 PM
|  | Expendable | | Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Shreveport, Louisiana | | | What's really fun is when they eat half of a bird under your bed and then puke up the guts 30 minutes later - right in time for you to be just finishing cleaning up the bird carcass...
That cat was awesome. The last couple of cats I've shared a house with weren't hunters, and didn't really hurl much.
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12-04-2011, 03:31 PM
|  | Expendable | | Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Shreveport, Louisiana | | | Cat puke, cat puke, cat puke. AGAIN!
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12-04-2011, 03:35 PM
|  | The Dude Abides. | | Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: 19422 | | | My dog peed on my amp and gig bag. Two separate occurrences. I guess he doesn't like when I go into the "music room" and ignore him. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | |
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