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01-12-2008, 06:42 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Boston | | | Cheesy, or cheesy-AWESOME!?
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Let's say you're on a date with an attractive lady friend.
After eating, you have a left-over, unused paper napkin.
What do you do with it?
Make a rose! 
(Note: Not my hand)
Is it too cheesy? Or is it so romantic that she will swoon?
I have no idea. I've yet to try it. |
01-12-2008, 06:46 PM
|  | is, against all odds, still a scuba viking. | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alta Loma, California | | | don't do it. Its... unnatural...
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01-12-2008, 06:48 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Pittsburgh | | | if i was a girl and somebody did that for me, ide be crawling under the table to thank the man.
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no dude, i think it would be a cool, honestly. chicks dig creativity and thoughtfulness. |
01-12-2008, 06:57 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: berkeley, ca | | | she'll eat it up. (figuratively) |
01-12-2008, 07:03 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Singapore | | | It really depends on the girl, and how the evening's been so far.
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01-12-2008, 07:05 PM
| | | Oh sure, that's a winner. THIS would be better.  |
01-12-2008, 07:08 PM
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01-12-2008, 07:14 PM
| | ????????????? | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Lexington KY | | Quote:
Originally Posted by steve21 | 
Maybe the rose on the first date, the box on the second?
Just to keep it classy.
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01-12-2008, 07:16 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Edinburgh & Dundee, Scotland | | Quote:
Originally Posted by santucci218 if i was a girl and somebody did that for me, ide be crawling under the table to thank the man.
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no dude, i think it would be a cool, honestly. chicks dig creativity and thoughtfulness. | +1
It would only be better if it was shiney "Oh, look at that shiney thing!"
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01-12-2008, 08:11 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | Girls like it when your give them gifts that look like vaginas. |
01-12-2008, 08:13 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Lakeland, FL | | Quote:
Originally Posted by RWP Oh sure, that's a winner. THIS would be better. | Not if she's overweight.  |
01-12-2008, 08:17 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Lakeland, FL | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar Girls like it when your give them gifts that look like vaginas. | I was cooking some butterflied pork chops last night. I held a raw one between my legs and whistled to get my wife's attention. She AND her friends looked and I got the finger..........3 of them   |
01-12-2008, 08:20 PM
| | | | Number of times I've bought a girl a meal when I did not know it would lead directly to sex: zero
Amount of effort I put in just to be nice: zero
Therefore I won't be trying this any time soon.
I see making roses out of napkins and that sort of stuff as giving her false expectation that I won't turn out to be a complete bastard. It's best she knows sooner rather than later. |
01-12-2008, 08:30 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by FL Knifemaker I was cooking some butterflied pork chops last night. I held a raw one between my legs and whistled to get my wife's attention. She AND her friends looked and I got the finger..........3 of them | Even if they don't have pretty one's they like to think that they do. So if you're gonna give them something that looks like a vagina make sure you model it after the vagina before she gave birth.   |
01-12-2008, 08:31 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Make the rose and then tell her you'll give it to her under the table but she'll have to tug real hard.  |
01-12-2008, 10:04 PM
|  | Online | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sunapee, New Hampshire | | | Generally speaking.....cheesy. If you're out on a date with a 16-18 year old girl, she might give you an "awwww, you're so sweet" smile and love it.
-Mike |
01-12-2008, 10:26 PM
| | Supporting Member | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: WI | | | It will make you look like a nerd. |
01-13-2008, 01:54 AM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by jsbass It will make you look like a ATOZ. | Fixed it for ya. |
01-13-2008, 01:57 AM
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Endorsing Artist: Lyt Pedalboards Beta tester: Source Audio Moderator | | Join Date: May 2002 Location: Connecticut | | A buddy of mine in college used to leave those for waitresses. I've made them a bunch of times for my wife while we were out- gum wrappers work well too. She likes 'em |
01-13-2008, 01:58 AM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Bryan R. Tyler A buddy of mine in college used to leave those for waitresses. I've made them a bunch of times for my wife while we were out- gum wrappers work well too. She likes 'em | Wives don't count. They like it when you give them this stuff because on the other end of the spectrum you also give them dutch ovens. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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