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Old 08-19-2011, 06:57 PM
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Sure she's good looking, but how long could you handle listening to her? After a minute or so, her words sorta meld together to one solid never-ending tone of minutiae that calls me to turn on the gas and stick my head in the oven.

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Sound off, I liked what I saw.

Didn't care to turn sound on.
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Old 08-19-2011, 07:05 PM
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Sound off, I liked what I saw.

Didn't care to turn sound on.
Even with the sound off, you tell by her lips that the barrage of words is unrelenting.
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Old 08-19-2011, 07:17 PM
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Even with the sound off, you tell by her lips that the barrage of words is unrelenting.
I wasn't thinking about those lips talking.
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Old 08-19-2011, 07:19 PM
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LOL! man I'm only 10 seconds in and, man, has it been a trip!

Me before I watched the video: "No way she's that bad, lemme check this out..."

0:00 (before she starts talking): "She sho' iz purteh!"

0:01: "I knew she wasn't that bad. Her voice is actually kinda nice."

0:04: "Ok, I was wrong, she's kind of annoying ."

0:07: "Holy mother of god ..."

0:10: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!"

I can't only imagined my brain would've turned to mush after around 30 seconds.
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I thought your name was one of those "it's spelled 'Kwesi', but it's pronounced 'Craig'." kind of names.
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Old 08-19-2011, 07:20 PM
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LOL! man I'm only 10 seconds in and, man, has it been a trip!

Me before I watched the video: "No way she's that bad, lemme check this out..."

0:00 (before she starts talking): "She sho' iz purteh!"

0:01: "I knew she wasn't that bad. Her voice is actually kinda nice."

0:04: "Ok, I was wrong, she's kind of annoying ."

0:07: "What is this, I don't even..."

0:10: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ..."

I can't only imagined my brain would've turned to mush after around 30 seconds.
D@MN, you're ruined now. I haven't heard her, and still like what I saw.
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Old 08-19-2011, 07:21 PM
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From Louann Brizendine's book The Female Brain
No surprise, then, that some verbal areas of the brain are larger in women than in men and that women, on average, talk and listen a lot more than men. The numbers vary, but on average girls speak two to three times more words per day than boys. We know that young girls speak earlier and by the age of twenty months have double or triple the number of words in their vocabularies than do boys. Boys eventually catch up in their vocabulary but not in speed. Girls speak faster on average -- 250 words per minute versus 125 for typical males.
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Can you imagine her talking dirty?

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Old 08-19-2011, 07:22 PM
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Hard for her to talk when...
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Old 08-19-2011, 07:23 PM
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This is the best vocals for metal.
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Old 08-19-2011, 07:25 PM
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Damn, girl. Here, put this in your mouth... That's right ... Uh huh. Problem solved.
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I lol'd. After a few seconds I zoned it out.
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Old 08-19-2011, 07:41 PM
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How did I not forsee the thread turning out this way, lol? I must be losing my touch .
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Old 08-19-2011, 07:45 PM
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OMG STFU and try decaf next time
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Old 08-19-2011, 07:50 PM
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I turned the sound off and imagined her saying naughty things to me. Ohhh she's a bad bad naughty girl mwahahahaaaa
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Old 08-19-2011, 07:52 PM
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That young lady needs to have an "Off" switch.
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Old 08-19-2011, 07:53 PM
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I turned the sound off and imagined her saying naughty things to me. Ohhh she's a bad bad naughty girl mwahahahaaaa
AWRIIGHT, who stoled my like button??
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Old 08-19-2011, 08:04 PM
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Hell.

Curious as to why you navigated to this video in the first place...
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Old 08-19-2011, 08:08 PM
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Hell.

Curious as to why you navigated to this video in the first place...
I'm a member of another forum (outdoors/camping/hiking) where another member posted that vid for laughs.
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Old 08-19-2011, 08:12 PM
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