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11-04-2008, 01:34 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | Chinese Fortune Cookies Fortunes
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It seems I just can't bring myself to throw them away. A quick count finds 7 fortunes randomly scrawled around my desk. With fortunes from "Tomorrow will be a productive day. Don't oversleep." to "Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause." Op, just found 2 more. Anyone else have this problem?
"You will soon receive pleasant news of a personal nature." Score!
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11-04-2008, 01:37 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: South Side Chicago | | I got one that said "there is no antidote"  |
11-04-2008, 01:38 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Machias/Bangor, Maine | | | Ever since I got one while visiting NYC that said "I'm watching you. You can't escape. " I don't even read the fortunes anymore.
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11-04-2008, 02:05 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Fredericksburg, Virginia | | | I got one that said "You make God sick." I just started outright eating them after that.
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11-04-2008, 02:07 PM
|  | Supporting Member | | Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: 3rd stone from the sun | | | None of them are valid until you add "in bed" to the end.
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11-04-2008, 02:09 PM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | | YESSSS
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Originally Posted by baba  None of them are valid until you add "in bed" to the end. |
W/this in mind, I got one that said 'You are about to make a very profitable transaction.' Sadly, it did NOT pan out. 
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11-04-2008, 02:13 PM
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Brownchicken Browncow | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Phoenix, AZ | | | i've got a fish bowl full of em at home. i haven't thrown one away for about 8 years straight.
aaaaaand checking my wallet, i have fifteen in my wallet. i'm still waiting for one of these to happen.
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11-04-2008, 02:15 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Corsicana, Texas | | "You would prosper in the field of wacky inventions"
In bed 
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11-04-2008, 02:16 PM
| | | | "Help, I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory." |
11-04-2008, 02:18 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Newark, NJ | | | My two favorites I've ever gotten...
"DDOOUUBBLLEE DDUUPPLLEEXX MMOODDEE EENNGGAAGGEEDD"
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"Every man is the master of his own fortune" (the fortune cookie paradox that is) |
11-04-2008, 02:42 PM
|  | Evil Alien | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Sacramento, CA | | | When I used to do sound for live bands at a popular NJ sports bar, occasionally I would get Chinese take-out from the place across the street and eat it behind the mixer before showtime. One time I got a fortune that said "Delay is the antidote to anger"
I taped that fortune to the front of the Alesis Quadraverb next to the board.
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11-04-2008, 02:47 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | More chinese food places should use funny fortunes, I only get lame ones... but I keep them anyway?
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11-04-2008, 04:28 PM
| | | | i've saved a couple:
"You enjoy playing competitive sports"
"Everyone agrees you are the best"
"Try harder" |
11-04-2008, 06:34 PM
| | Supporting Member | | Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: 3rd stone from the sun | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Mental Octopus i've saved a couple:
"You enjoy playing competitive sports"
"Everyone agrees you are the best"
"Try harder" | Like I said, just add "in bed" to the end. Awesome.
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11-04-2008, 06:43 PM
|  | is, against all odds, still a scuba viking. | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alta Loma, California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by baba None of them are valid until you add "in bed" to the end. | oh damn! you post nazi, I was gonna say the same thing!
all of them become awesome when following that rule.
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11-04-2008, 06:45 PM
| | is, against all odds, still a scuba viking. | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alta Loma, California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Mental Octopus i've saved a couple:
"You enjoy playing competitive sports in bed"
"Everyone agrees you are the best in bed"
"Try harder in bed" | yup!
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11-04-2008, 06:50 PM
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