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Old 01-22-2009, 06:49 PM
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What happened to the slim and trim sexy European chicks at beaches?





Until I realized the one in back is topless.
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Until I realized the one in back is topless.
dat a boy....good eyes
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Bah, who cares. The current French President is much more interesting...his wife is effing hot!
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Old 01-22-2009, 09:11 PM
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Not to mention I've just found out our current president is really kinky:

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Did she just say fisting?
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What happened to the slim and trim sexy European chicks at beaches?





Until I realized the one in back is topless.
They grow to be 74 years old like Madame Chirac, and you wouldn't want to see old ladies topless now would you?

Or would you?
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Or would you?
Nah, I wasn't talking about her. I was talking about the chub and flub cottage cheese in the bikini to the right of the topless one.
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Old 01-23-2009, 08:20 AM
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Did she just say fisting?
No. It must have been fishing. It's gotta be. It's gotta be.
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No. It must have been fishing. It's gotta be. It's gotta be.
LMAO!!! It sounded like "fisting" to me! I cant stop laughing
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Well well well. Fisting eh?

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No. It must have been fishing. It's gotta be. It's gotta be.
Um...uh...no, that was NOT fishing...no sir, it wasn't, not at all...








(...of course, they're referring to something non-sexual, as those who have paid attention will be aware, they "bump fists" pretty regularly...however, DAMN that's funny... )
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(...of course, they're referring to something non-sexual, as those who have paid attention will be aware, they "bump fists" pretty regularly...however, DAMN that's funny... )
"Bump fists," eh? Well, they're married, they've got the right to bump whatever they want.

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"Bump fists," eh? Well, they're married, they've got the right to bump whatever they want.

I'm sure it's illegal in several southern states, y'know the "Bible Belt" ones...





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I'm sure it's illegal in several southern states, y'know the "Bible Belt" ones...






If NC isn't part of the belt, it's located not too far north, somewhere in the Bible Gut.. or maybe the Belly Button.. ..
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If NC isn't part of the belt, it's located not too far north, somewhere in the Bible Gut.. or maybe the Belly Button.. ..
Sadly, NC is the HEART of it....




...as the year of "legal separation" before finalizing a divorce I'm staring at attests.




Like a year of THINKING ABOUT IT is going to change anything!

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The title of that article is hilarious. I don't think the word "mauled" when I think a 10 lb. dog. Rottweiller maybe.
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