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01-22-2009, 06:49 PM
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01-22-2009, 06:56 PM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | |
What happened to the slim and trim sexy European chicks at beaches?
Until I realized the one in back is topless.  | 
01-22-2009, 07:06 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: St. John's, NL | | Quote:
Originally Posted by joeinsprings Until I realized the one in back is topless.  | dat a boy....good eyes 
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01-22-2009, 07:59 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: West Coast of Canada | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Fontaine dat a boy....good eyes  | +1 | 
01-22-2009, 08:49 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lincolnshire, UK | | | Bah, who cares. The current French President is much more interesting...his wife is effing hot! | 
01-23-2009, 02:26 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lincolnshire, UK | | | Did she just say fisting? | 
01-23-2009, 02:55 AM
|  | (((o))) Moderator | | Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Antwerp, Belgium | | What the hell???  | 
01-23-2009, 06:38 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: London, UK | | Quote:
Originally Posted by joeinsprings
What happened to the slim and trim sexy European chicks at beaches?
Until I realized the one in back is topless.  | They grow to be 74 years old like Madame Chirac, and you wouldn't want to see old ladies topless now would you?
Or would you?  | 
01-23-2009, 08:18 AM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Jools4001
Or would you?  | Nah, I wasn't talking about her. I was talking about the chub and flub cottage cheese in the bikini to the right of the topless one.  | 
01-23-2009, 08:20 AM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | Quote:
Originally Posted by TheDarkReaver Did she just say fisting? | No. It must have been fishing. It's gotta be. It's gotta be.  | 
01-23-2009, 08:31 AM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by joeinsprings No. It must have been fishing. It's gotta be. It's gotta be.  | LMAO!!! It sounded like "fisting" to me! I cant stop laughing
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01-23-2009, 10:37 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: West Coast of Canada | | Well well well. Fisting eh?  | 
01-23-2009, 11:32 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Maine/Vermont | | | Couldn't help but share that priceless gem. | 
01-23-2009, 11:38 AM
| | Registered User General Manager, Roscoe Guitars | | Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC, USA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by joeinsprings No. It must have been fishing. It's gotta be. It's gotta be.  | Um...uh...no, that was NOT fishing...no sir, it wasn't, not at all...
(...of course, they're referring to something non-sexual, as those who have paid attention will be aware, they "bump fists" pretty regularly...however, DAMN that's funny...  )
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01-23-2009, 11:42 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Maine/Vermont | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Gard
(...of course, they're referring to something non-sexual, as those who have paid attention will be aware, they "bump fists" pretty regularly...however, DAMN that's funny...  ) | "Bump fists," eh? Well, they're married, they've got the right to bump whatever they want.  | 
01-23-2009, 11:45 AM
| | Registered User General Manager, Roscoe Guitars | | Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC, USA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Deluge Of Sound "Bump fists," eh? Well, they're married, they've got the right to bump whatever they want.  | I'm sure it's illegal in several southern states, y'know the "Bible Belt" ones... 
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01-23-2009, 04:47 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: San Diego | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Gard I'm sure it's illegal in several southern states, y'know the "Bible Belt" ones...  |
If NC isn't part of the belt, it's located not too far north, somewhere in the Bible Gut.. or maybe the Belly Button.. ..   | 
01-23-2009, 05:23 PM
| | Registered User General Manager, Roscoe Guitars | | Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC, USA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by fightthepower If NC isn't part of the belt, it's located not too far north, somewhere in the Bible Gut.. or maybe the Belly Button.. ..   | Sadly, NC is the HEART of it....
...as the year of "legal separation" before finalizing a divorce I'm staring at attests.
Like a year of THINKING ABOUT IT is going to change anything! 
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01-23-2009, 05:41 PM
|  | Will work for groove | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Middletown, OH | | The title of that article is hilarious. I don't think the word "mauled" when I think a 10 lb. dog. Rottweiller maybe. 
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