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04-04-2010, 08:49 AM
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04-04-2010, 08:52 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Madison, NJ | | | Ears. That way they can't hear you coming back for seconds.
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04-04-2010, 08:53 AM
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04-04-2010, 08:59 AM
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04-04-2010, 09:00 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Sag Harbor, NY | | Quote:
Originally Posted by tplyons  Ears. That way they can't hear you coming back for seconds. | Or his own screams. |
04-04-2010, 09:34 AM
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EXAR pedals rep for North & Central America | | Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: PDX, OR | | | Emo Phillips had a great shtick about this:
"When I was a young kid they sent me to see a psychiatrist. It was around Easter time. I sat down on the couch, and the doctor said 'You look nervous, Emo, relax, here--have a chocolate bunny.' So I took a bite, and then it dawned on me and I said 'Hey, doc, this was a test, wasn't it? You were watching to see what part of the bunny I ate first, right?' He said 'yes Emo, you're right, it was a test. If you had eaten the ears first it would indicate that you had issues with your mother, and if you had eaten the tail first it would indicate problems around your father.' So I said 'What did it mean that I bit the eyes out and screamed STOP STARING AT ME!!?'" |
04-04-2010, 09:43 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lincolnshire, UK | | Quote:
Originally Posted by bongomania Emo Phillips had a great shtick about this:
"When I was a young kid they sent me to see a psychiatrist. It was around Easter time. I sat down on the couch, and the doctor said 'You look nervous, Emo, relax, here--have a chocolate bunny.' So I took a bite, and then it dawned on me and I said 'Hey, doc, this was a test, wasn't it? You were watching to see what part of the bunny I ate first, right?' He said 'yes Emo, you're right, it was a test. If you had eaten the ears first it would indicate that you had issues with your mother, and if you had eaten the tail first it would indicate problems around your father.' So I said 'What did it mean that I bit the eyes out and screamed STOP STARING AT ME!!?'" | That was rather humorous  |
04-04-2010, 09:59 AM
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04-04-2010, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Horny Toad | My Dad got this as an Easter Card...
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04-04-2010, 10:27 AM
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04-04-2010, 10:52 AM
|  | Esteemed Nitpicker | | Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: A Galaxy Far, Far Away | | | Start at the top and work your way down. Got a solid one this year and some itunes credit. I'm thinking Russian contemporary composers... |
04-04-2010, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by colcifer Start at the top and work your way down. Got a solid one this year and some itunes credit. I'm thinking Russian contemporary composers... | Solid bunnies were always frozen for a day, then wrapped in cheesecloth and whammed with a hammer several times....easier to dispose of all the pieces....
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