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Old 12-21-2009, 04:41 PM
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My mom and I are stumped. Christmas is right around the corner, and we can't figure out what to get him.

I got a new coffee maker for the house, and my brother got him a bottle of scotch. He's not into much else, what's a good gift for a guy who doesn't need anything?
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Old 12-21-2009, 04:42 PM
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Hobbies?

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Favorite movie stars?

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How about a knuckle sandwich?
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He must like something else.

Does he drink beer? Maybe buy him a homebrew kit and a couple batches.
Does he like movies? Does he have a bluray player?
Does he like sports? Does he have a decent TV to watch them on?
If he likes either of those and has both of those, how about a big comfy chair for him?
A new belt. Everyone always needs a new, quality belt.
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Hobbies?

Obsessions?

Favorite movie stars?

Tools?
Hobbies: He rides a Harley. That's about it. But he's got everything he needs/wants except a bigger bike. That's not in the budget.

Obsessions: None. Well, watching Law & Order ridiculously loud. That's about it.

Favorite movie stars: He thinks they all suck.

Tools: He's already got me. Oh, those tools... he's got everything he needs. If not, he borrows mine.
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He must like something else.

Does he drink beer? Maybe buy him a homebrew kit and a couple batches.
Does he like movies? Does he have a bluray player?
Does he like sports? Does he have a decent TV to watch them on?
If he likes either of those and has both of those, how about a big comfy chair for him?
A new belt. Everyone always needs a new, quality belt.
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We contemplated the homebrew kit, but my mom is concerned with the odor.

Not too big into movies, despises sports, and we've got a great setup. We have no room for a chair.
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How about a knuckle sandwich?
Very tempting sometimes. Can't say I haven't tried before.
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Buy him a bottle of Captain Morgan. Then he can be my pirate subordinate. Or a Nintendo DS with the new Zelda-game. Or some music. Or a Thomas the Tank Engine (or what it's called in English) DVD collection. Or the book "Paths of Glory" by Jeffrey Archer. Or a hipflask. Or lots of bacon, like really, really much. Or House MD seasons 1 to 5. Or the complete short stories of Ernest Hemingway. Or TAG-HEUER. Or some assless chaps for his Harley riding.

That is mostly what I want for christmas though, with two exceptions. I don't know how that'd help when I think again, but still!
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Omaha steaks? Some new riding gear? An airbrushed motorcycle Helmet?
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You could get him the complete series of OZ on DVD so that it would ruin Law and Order for him forever.
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How bout a bass. Seriously though I would say booze.
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How bout a bass. Seriously though I would say booze.
My brother got him booze. I bought him a guitar two years ago... it now sits in a corner collecting dust.
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How much are you looking to spend? Maybe get him a nice recliner.

Smaller gifts could include: cologne, aftershave, electric shaver, beard/nose trimmer, electric toothbrush, tool set.

Small things that you can't go wrong with.
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Home brew does not create an odor if done correctly.

I'll bet if you buy him a gift certificate at a harley store, he'll find something to do with it.
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Booze. The gift that gives back. I know your brother got him some but there is no such thing as too much.
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