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06-03-2009, 10:24 PM
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06-03-2009, 10:32 PM
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06-03-2009, 10:34 PM
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06-03-2009, 10:35 PM
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Would you like some making ****?
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06-03-2009, 10:40 PM
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06-03-2009, 10:55 PM
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06-03-2009, 11:09 PM
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06-03-2009, 11:10 PM
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06-03-2009, 11:13 PM
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Bunch of savages in this town!
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06-03-2009, 11:15 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Auburn Nebraska | | | Yes greatest movie ever made... or at least top 10. Clerks 2 is almost as good.
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06-04-2009, 05:19 AM
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06-04-2009, 05:25 AM
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Originally Posted by AndrewSixx07032 What did you guys think of the animated series? | Hillarious... it is a total shame that it never caught on.
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06-04-2009, 05:41 AM
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Originally Posted by GsmithMusic Probably the worst movie I've ever seen. | Yeah, Clerks has nothing on Con Air.
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06-04-2009, 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted by mike_v_s Yeah, Clerks has nothing on Con Air.
Mike | It was a good film but the only reason it wasn't a bad film for me was steve buscemi.
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06-04-2009, 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Asa Samuel It was a good film but the only reason it wasn't a bad film for me was steve buscemi. | I was being sarcastic. Con Air was a turd. I just can't imagine what movies topped the other poster's list if Clerks was the worst. I mean, there are so many other bad films out there. So I've got two conclusions. a) he's a fan of Con air and the like, meaning Clerks was written off as soon as he found out Nick Cage didn't ask for his bunny back or b) he's one fo those people that likes to piss on what other people enjoy )in a thread praising the film) for the hell of it.
Mike
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06-04-2009, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted by TheBigO My love for you is like a truck
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Would you like some making ****?
BERSERKER! | Did he just say making ****?
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06-04-2009, 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Jerose Did he just say making ****? | That's his ****ing metal face!
Up there with The Big Lebowski and Withnail & I as the most quotable film ever. | 
06-04-2009, 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted by mike_v_s I was being sarcastic. Con Air was a turd. | Yeah, but Steve Buscemi's cool.
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06-04-2009, 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Asa Samuel Yeah, but Steve Buscemi's cool. | That film's worth it for just one of Steve Buscemi's lines...
(while all the escaped prisoners are listening to Sweet Home Alabama)
"Define irony. A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."  | 
06-04-2009, 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Rusty Chainsaw That film's worth it for just one of Steve Buscemi's lines...
(while all the escaped prisoners are listening to Sweet Home Alabama)
"Define irony. A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."  | Bingo! The one good line in the film 
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